If you could change one thing about your partner?

If you could change one thing about your partner?

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Don

28,377 posts

283 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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C0ffin D0dger said:
I thought this sort of stuff was normal biggrin I ignore it for the most part. That said as we've got two kids (2 & 4) it takes forever to get out of the house and if we have to be at something for a specific time we're nearly always late but somehow it's always my fault rolleyes
I've worked out the antidote for that. I just tell my wife: "Please don't pressure me into driving like a to get you there on time." Amazingly the thought of what I might do actually has an effect! biggrin

craig_m67

949 posts

187 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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She finally moved out a week ago. I wouldn't change a thing.

Now to get back on my feet.

HTP99

22,443 posts

139 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Scousefella said:
The fact that the stupid cow has "Found God".
You see those hills.....run for them.
Fortunately for me, I don't think there is any chance that this could happen to my wife, she cant stand religion and also witnessed her dad "finding god" and subsequently he turned into the most un-christan person that you could think of; ironic really.

Hasbeen

2,073 posts

220 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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NOPE, not one single thing.

EVERY DAMN THINGH.

Scousefella

2,243 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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HTP99 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Scousefella said:
The fact that the stupid cow has "Found God".
You see those hills.....run for them.
Fortunately for me, I don't think there is any chance that this could happen to my wife, she cant stand religion and also witnessed her dad "finding god" and subsequently he turned into the most un-christan person that you could think of; ironic really.
She was so anti religion you could not imagine it.

The day it changed was a bolt from the blue and then some!

dazzztay

447 posts

180 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Oakey said:
stuartmmcfc said:
Scousefella said:
The fact that the stupid cow has "Found God".
I didn't know he was lost?
I'm not.
I love the fact that its clearly ok that she is 'stupid', 'fat' and 'a cow' but it offends you that she has found god! lol

HTP99

22,443 posts

139 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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dazzztay said:
Oakey said:
stuartmmcfc said:
Scousefella said:
The fact that the stupid cow has "Found God".
I didn't know he was lost?
I'm not.
I love the fact that its clearly ok that she is 'stupid', 'fat' and 'a cow' but it offends you that she has found god! lol
Give him a break, there was no mention of "fat", only "stupid" and "cow"!

irocfan

40,153 posts

189 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Scousefella said:
She was so anti religion you could not imagine it.

The day it changed was a bolt from the blue and then some!
divine intervention lol


as for mine... nothing I can think of off-hand wink

Slaav

4,240 posts

209 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Defcon5 said:
Her level of mechanical sympathy
Her total LACK of any mechanical sympathy whatsoever.

Front seat is forward so she can throw her bag or whatever in the back, my ears bleed when she rams the seat back into place.

You need to hear the shock wave when she shuts a front door and literally just run for the hills if she needs to shut the back door of the Discovery.....

And while on this - she needs to understand that if I ask or suggest that she be a little more sympathetic with things that can break, take it as a 'suggestion' not that I have killed someone's first born.

HaplessBoyLard

1,546 posts

187 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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I'd stop her wearing my fking socks.

She never wears them as a pair. She just grabs a couple of odd socks from the clean washing basket. It means I rarely have a pair when I need them. She also hates wearing socks around the house, so she takes them off on the sofa. I found six mis-matching socks down the back of the sofa yesterday.

Drives me batst crazy.

Oh, and she's a messy bh. She thinks the floor counts as storage space.

Jimmy No Hands

5,007 posts

155 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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To stop biting her fking nails. Every. Where. We. Go.

bazza white

3,551 posts

127 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Less social, she's very social,outgoing and has loads of friends, I'm happier to be in the garage on my own rather than dragged to social events and weddings.

Granted its my problem not hers and I can't complain as she tries to accommodate my antisocialness.

5potTurbo

12,482 posts

167 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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bazza white said:
Less social, she's very social,outgoing and has loads of friends, I'm happier to be in the garage on my own rather than dragged to social events and weddings.

Granted its my problem not hers and I can't complain as she tries to accommodate my antisocialness.
You grumpy bd, Love Walrus! wink



Me: I'd not change much, if anything, I suppose. She's extremely tolerant, a great mum and wife, and I'd genuinely be lost without her.



(She may or may not read PH! wink )

Shenanigans

2,964 posts

188 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Not to be a fussy vegetarian...She can't stand the thought of animal suffering yet she's all for eating harmless fish.

Oh and for her to take an interest in cars.

Never understands why I 'waste' fuel going on random drives with men that I met on the internet confused

irocfan

40,153 posts

189 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Shenanigans said:
Oh and for her to take an interest in cars.

Never understands why I 'waste' fuel going on random drives with men that I met on the internet confused
absolute quality!

DottyMR2

478 posts

126 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing. She holds my beer for me, helps me work on my car, goes everywhere with me, she never judges me, never argues with me, she's never not in the mood, she's only ever an arms length away, a great cook and it's always a gang bang with her 5 sisters.










Yes, it's my hand...

uk_vette

3,336 posts

203 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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Get her to put some weight on.

She is a bit on the thin side.
She has always been around 45kg (7 stone)
Now she lost weight to 43 kg

If I could get her up to 47kg, I would be quite happy

HTP99

22,443 posts

139 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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HaplessBoyLard said:
She also hates wearing socks around the house, so she takes them off on the sofa. I found six mis-matching socks down the back of the sofa yesterday.
Lol, sounds like me; I hate wearing socks, tbh I don't really like anything on my feet; the wife gets really pissed off with finding my socks down the sofa, on the window sill, on the stairs or anywhere else round the house as the dog has got hold of them because I've left them lying about.

jimothy

5,151 posts

236 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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My wife has many things I could like her to change, just as I'm sure I have many things that she could like for me to change. But in all honesty I've accepted the bad as the cost of the good, and the good is so much better it's not a hardship.

Honestly, there is only one thing I would change right now. She's sitting on the next sofa along watching some crap TV on her iPad whilst I'm coding and the only way this would be better would be if she were naked lick

Rawwr

22,722 posts

233 months

Thursday 26th March 2015
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I'd make her less fictional.