How to save using toilet paper

How to save using toilet paper

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Corpulent Tosser

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5,459 posts

245 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Install one of these. smile
It was in a hotel I stayed in recently and it took me a couple of days to get the courage to try it, I used the posterior wash and dry functions, I didn't even think about using the enema one eek

Sheepshanks

32,725 posts

119 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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"Nozzle Position" made me giggle. laugh

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Install one of these. smile
It was in a hotel I stayed in recently and it took me a couple of days to get the courage to try it, I used the posterior wash and dry functions, I didn't even think about using the enema one eek
So what happens if you put the water pressure to maximum, select the enema function and then change the nozzle angle to something awkward? Do you lose your kidneys?

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Was your hoop squeaky clean after?

Corpulent Tosser

Original Poster:

5,459 posts

245 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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After a hot day doing touristy stuff it certainly sorted out my tacky hoop smile

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Any hoop pics?

loafer123

15,429 posts

215 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Thankfully my firewall is blocking the pics, but I guess it is a Toyo digital loo.

Having experienced them quite a bit in Japan and more recently in the Shangri-la hotel in the Shard, I am a fan.

P-Jay

10,563 posts

191 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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"Enema" - nope, and if I'm going to put that amount of time into spiffing up the old rusty sheriff badge, I'd use the shower - which is usually located mere footsteps away and does things over and above bumholes and lady bits.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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loafer123 said:
... I guess it is a Toyo digital loo.
No, it's an "American Standard".

loafer123 said:
... the Shangri-la hotel in the Shart ...
Shangri-La? - very la-di-da!

Corpulent Tosser

Original Poster:

5,459 posts

245 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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loafer123 said:
Thankfully my firewall is blocking the pics, but I guess it is a Toyo digital loo.

Having experienced them quite a bit in Japan and more recently in the Shangri-la hotel in the Shard, I am a fan.
It is an American Standard control unit in the pic, but probably very similar to the Toyo, having used it I too thought it good.

Kiltie - No, no hoop pics, but rest assured it was pristine.

steveatesh

4,897 posts

164 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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loafer123 said:
Thankfully my firewall is blocking the pics, but I guess it is a Toyo digital loo.

Having experienced them quite a bit in Japan and more recently in the Shangri-la hotel in the Shard, I am a fan.
I am a fan....... I see what you did there! wink

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Kiltie - No, no hoop pics, but rest assured it was pristine.
As in; "you could eat your dinner off it"?

That'd prolly cost you about 3,000 Baht. wink

Corpulent Tosser

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5,459 posts

245 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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P-Jay said:
"Enema" - nope, and if I'm going to put that amount of time into spiffing up the old rusty sheriff badge, I'd use the shower - which is usually located mere footsteps away and does things over and above bumholes and lady bits.
Enema I agree, NO!

But the wash and dry function is great, and as you are already sitting there why get up and go to the shower when you have a one stop dump/wash/dry.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Corpulent Tosser said:
... as you are already sitting there why get up and go to the shower when you have a one stop dump/wash/dry.
Because oxters need doing too.

Corpulent Tosser

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245 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Kiltie said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
Kiltie - No, no hoop pics, but rest assured it was pristine.
As in; "you could eat your dinner off it"?

That's prolly cost you about 3,000 Baht. wink
I was going to use that expression but decided against it wink

Corpulent Tosser

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245 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Kiltie said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
... as you are already sitting there why get up and go to the shower when you have a one stop dump/wash/dry.
Because oxters need doing too.
You must get up quite a sweat taking a dump, have you considered stool softener wink

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Kiltie said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
... as you are already sitting there why get up and go to the shower when you have a one stop dump/wash/dry.
Because oxters need doing too.
... as in ...

P-Jay said:
... things over and above bumholes and lady bits.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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Why am I be reminded of that "tampax inserter" joke.

BuzzBravado

2,944 posts

171 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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It would need an "ultrasonic clean" function for nuggets caught in the thatching.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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BuzzBravado said:
It would need an "ultrasonic clean" function for nuggets caught in the thatching.
Karcher?