Judge my kilt

[Asterix]

Crusoe said:

Comes down to the first thumb knuckle with hands by your sides which is the traditional length.

If you say so.

Just looks far too long for you.

You could try this look, if you don't want to be quite so conspicuous.

[davhill]

Yes, Mr. Lucas, the sleeves will definitely ride up with wear.

Edited by davhill on Tuesday 31st March 01:08

[55palfers]

A bold choice of colours.

[Rollin]

Definitely white and gold.

[JuniorD]

Rollin said:

Definitely white and gold.

What? Clearly blue and black.

Edit to add: Kilts are assholes. Especially if worn outside Scotland.

[marshalla]

How much is the bet ?

[soad]

vixen1700 said:

Joker meets Willy Wonka.

Vote went straight there!

fking hell, OP - a fan of bright colours, eh?

[Crusoe]

Can always hire a dull one if you need it

[Mopar440]

Show us the original photo before you Photoshopped the colours.

[soad]

Crusoe said:

Can always hire a dull one if you need it

Nah, that's boring. You must be looking forward to terrorizing the bridesmaids.

[straight dad]

You could possibly get away with it if...

A You could get one that fits

B You could put a proper knot in the tie

[McWigglebum4th]

I didn't know you could have a taste bypass on the NHS

[jdw100]

Couldn't you find an outfit in your size? Jacket and waistcoat are a really poor fit.

I think you are Chemical Chaos about to go for a stroll around Tesco; I claim my £5!

[horza]

For what it's worth, the kilt is actually okay. It's all the other stuff that is a bit (lot) wrong.

The kilt would look good with a nice dark Argyll jacket and maybe a plain leather sporran.

You have taken it too far sir

[sunbeam alpine]

jdw100 said:

Couldn't you find an outfit in your size? Jacket and waistcoat are a really poor fit.

I think you are Chemical Chaos about to go for a stroll around Tesco; I claim my £5!

Even he wouldn't get it that far wrong.

(and those were words I never thought I'd type)

[simoid]

Crusoe said:

If I'm standing straight it comes down to the first thumb knuckle with hands by your sides which is the traditional length.

Really? Never heard of that. Anyway you look like an adolescent wearing his dad's jacket because of the shoulders!

[Neil1300r]

simoid said:

Really? Never heard of that. Anyway you look like an adolescent wearing his dad's jacket because of the shoulders!

Must be a Scottish thing as that isn't the correct length for the arms on suit / jacket in the civilised world.

[Rosscow]

The sleeves look st.

Apologies, but the cut/measure is terrible.

As long as you're happy though, OP!

[lambosagogo]

Not a Scottish thing I'm aware of.....

Sleeves way too long and look to be a bit too wide. Definitely a lot of bunching going on in the arms. Waistcoat seems to have plenty of room for an expanding stomach - planning ahead having seen the menu?

There also appears to be a couple of giant caterpillars on the shoulders. They presumably mistook you for a flower.

[jdw100]

sunbeam alpine said:

Even he wouldn't get it that far wrong.

(and those were words I never thought I'd type)

He's on his way to World of Tartan as we speak!