How to deal with noisy neighbours kids

[E65Ross]

My friend has some rather noisy that's next door..... How would you deal with them? Kids are about 10 years old and noisy, screaming brats.

[Hoofy]

Outside in the garden in the sun or all the time even indoors?

[DH01]

Ex lax chocolate. That'll keep 'em indoors !

[Ekona]

Go and speak to the parents?


Sorry, terribly un-PH response there. My apologies.

[Spare tyre]

I'm working from home at the moment

Social housing on my estate, music screaming kids and angry chav mums plus barking boxer dogs

Half term ends this week

[hondafanatic]

PH response - Move.

Possibly try talking to parents? They might be unaware of the noise... Some families are just used to it. Go round with a bottle of wine, Haribos for the kids (although these won't help with the noise) and explain the problem and suggest a solution?

The above is dependent on your friend's ability to sound empathetic and the parents ability not to flare up.

Or blast the music up everytime they hear noise - kind of Pavlov's dog type training...

Oooo... Another typical PH response

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HTH etc etc.

[Hoofy]

hondafanatic said:

Oooo... Another typical PH response

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TBH I think it's just me who does the Claymore mine thing.

[hondafanatic]

Hoofy said:

TBH I think it's just me who does the Claymore mine thing.

Well don't leave us here waiting!!

[LordJammy]

Air rifle. Shoot the little s in their y little throats.

[Edition87]

Frozen sausages in the Sandpit!!

[hondafanatic]

Edition87 said:

Frozen sausages in the Sandpit!!

I lol'd.

[RAClNG SNAKE]

I moved.

[The Moose]

Hoofy said:

Outside in the garden in the sun or all the time even indoors?

This?

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

hondafanatic said:

Go round with a bottle of wine, Haribos for the kids (although these won't help with the noise) and explain the problem and suggest a solution?

Are you actually mental?

[All that jazz]

hondafanatic said:

PH response - Move.

Possibly try talking to parents? They might be unaware of the noise... Some families are just used to it. Go round with a bottle of wine, Haribos for the kids (although these won't help with the noise) and explain the problem and suggest a solution?

The above is dependent on your friend's ability to sound empathetic and the parents ability not to flare up.

Or blast the music up everytime they hear noise - kind of Pavlov's dog type training...

Oooo... Another typical PH response

<insert image of Claymore here>

HTH etc etc.

The best possible outcome to the above is "they're just being kids". The worst.. ? Well...

[Magog]

hondafanatic said:

PH response - Move.

Possibly try talking to parents? They might be unaware of the noise... Some families are just used to it. Go round with a bottle of wine, Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears for the kids (although these won't help with the noise) and explain the problem and suggest a solution?

[Pit Pony]

Do you even know their names and ages ?

Nothing worse than a grumpy neighbour when you have lively fun loving kids. Our next door neighbour has mellowed as our kids got older, but they hate the old biddy, for the bitter and twisted complaining she did when they were little.

[Snozzwangler]

Just keep a paedo on a lead in the garden.

Bosh!

[Troubleatmill]

E65Ross said:

My friend has some rather noisy that's next door..... How would you deal with them? Kids are about 10 years old and noisy, screaming brats.

Work harder - make more money - move into a place where your nearest neighbour is about a mile away.

Everything else ---- forget it.
Neighbours come and go.
But you can bank on an ebb and flow of kids.

Kids are noisy feckers. You used to be one too.


Sorry that this isn't more helpful - but it is the best I can think of.
Either that or a retirement village.

[Mr GrimNasty]

Troubleatmill said:

Kids are noisy feckers. You used to be one too.

There's a line between reasonable and not, that a good parent enforces.

We got told to shut up by loads of our own neighbours, and other's whilst playing at friends houses - these days those neighbours would be threatened or reported to the police for harassment. But we apologised and calmed things down.

It's called learning respect for other people, not fashionable these days, and the results are obvious everywhere you look.