Best gulibility tests you have failed

Best gulibility tests you have failed

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LordJammy

3,112 posts

189 months

Sunday 19th April 2015
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Aged 15/16 Was once offered 8 legs of venison for £100. Did I think that was too dear?

"Oh I don't know, I suppose it depends on how big they are"

SpeedMattersNot

4,506 posts

196 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Not quite 'gullible' but I was definitely taken for a fool.

I was taken to a zoo/park near the south coast when I was about nine with my family and they had a small building with about 8 different ropes coming out of it. Written above each rope was a different animal and the rope was meant to replicate how hard you'd have to pull to lift the animal off the ground. It got progressively harder the heavier the animal got and on the last rope was 'elephant'. With half a dozen kids hanging off this rope couldn't get this rope to budge...and so me and my brother investigated.

We looked inside the building and saw 7 of the 8 ropes on a pulley mechanism that allowed movement with different objects attached to the other end...sandbags or something similar.

The rope for the elephant was just wrapped around a structural beam of the building. I never felt so cheated in my life.

Ilovejapcrap

3,284 posts

112 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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karona said:
Hasbeen said:
This one is nasty.

Not me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
9 years together, blessed with three kids, I went for a vasectomy. After a rummage about the surgeon said I didn't need the cut, as the pipes had never been properly plumbed in anyway. .........
These need a thread starting tbh Ii need more detail.

Can't beleive anyone would do these things

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Ilovejapcrap said:
These need a thread starting tbh Ii need more detail.

Can't beleive anyone would do these things
You would be surprised and your avoidance of pronouns is interesting.

Edited by RobinBanks on Monday 20th April 01:00

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Not me but we'd often stitch up the NIGs (New In Germany) on their first posting - send them off to the Tech Stores or RQMS for...

Long Weight
Replacement Bubble for a Spirit Level
Tartan Paint
Metric only Adjustable Spanner
Imperial only Hammer
Sky Hooks

Also, many of the older vehicles would have wheel stud/nuts that were threaded on one side opposite to the usual direction. That was always a good one as it's pretty much the first and most basic task a mechanic needs to do, take the wheels off. Amazing to see what the noobs would use to try and get them off.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Ilovejapcrap said:
These need a thread starting tbh Ii need more detail.

Can't beleive anyone would do these things
Many years ago a hospital started a gene survey of new born children (forget why, some sort of research thing).

It had to be quietly dropped as so many of the happy fathers actually weren't...

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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iPhone double post.

Edited by Ari on Monday 20th April 07:11

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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iPhone triple post

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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I have several friends who's girlfriends definitely couldn't get pregnant.

Guess what?

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the common denominator is all had decent jobs, nice cars,and seemed to be doing alright for themselves...

carreauchompeur

17,847 posts

204 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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You'll be sending someone a picture of your mush if you do that, FYI. hehe

crofty1984

15,862 posts

204 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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LordJammy said:
Aged 15/16 Was once offered 8 legs of venison for £100. Did I think that was too dear?

"Oh I don't know, I suppose it depends on how big they are"
That's been my dad's favourite joke for the last 2 months *groan*

buckline

377 posts

163 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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carreauchompeur said:
You d1ck!

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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buckline said:
carreauchompeur said:
You d1ck!
What does it do? I don't have an iBone.

carreauchompeur

17,847 posts

204 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Sends a highly unattractive up nostril shot to your boss, in my case.

buckline

377 posts

163 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Asterix said:
What does it do? I don't have an iBone.
Sends a picture of your face once you release the "button" without the ability to stop it going. Luckily it was only to my dear mum.

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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buckline said:
Asterix said:
What does it do? I don't have an iBone.
Sends a picture of your face once you release the "button" without the ability to stop it going. Luckily it was only to my dear mum.
Arf! hehe

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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carreauchompeur said:
Sends a highly unattractive up nostril shot to your boss, in my case.
So let me just check this wink - in the 'gullible' thread, you followed some posted instructions?

carreauchompeur

17,847 posts

204 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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Asterix said:
So let me just check this wink - in the 'gullible' thread, you followed some posted instructions?
I followed them before posting!

Ki3r

7,820 posts

159 months

Monday 20th April 2015
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carreauchompeur said:
Mate tried that on me, thankfully for him I didn't fall for it as I was taking a st at the time!