Best gulibility tests you have failed
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When I was 15 I was doing work experience at a vets which did a lot of farm work and one day I went out with the vet to assist with some big move/ check of several dairy herds. At one of the farms, being a keen 15 year wanting to help and be useful, I was given the job in confirm which of the cows were male and which were female. How do I do this I asked, very easy I was told, scoop the cows
t off their ass and look for the lady bits, absence of lady bits means male. Only problem is we have run out of glove so you will have to use your bare hands and wash them at the end.
I was over the moon, an important job and I threw myself into it and checked everyone of the 400 or so cows in the herd and at the end of the day was congratulated on a job well done.
It was only very recently that I realised that as a dairy herd they were all female!
Anyone else showed themselves as gullible or has anyone narrowly avoided such a fate?
t off their ass and look for the lady bits, absence of lady bits means male. Only problem is we have run out of glove so you will have to use your bare hands and wash them at the end.I was over the moon, an important job and I threw myself into it and checked everyone of the 400 or so cows in the herd and at the end of the day was congratulated on a job well done.
It was only very recently that I realised that as a dairy herd they were all female!
Anyone else showed themselves as gullible or has anyone narrowly avoided such a fate?
I was probably around 6 years old and my grandparents dog wasn't there when I went to visit. When I asked why I was told the dog had "gone on holiday".. I questioned how long for, I was told "I'm not sure, but quite a long time".. "That's weird" I thought.. It wasn't until 6 months later and some more questioning that I found out the dog was actually dead.
Not sure if that's gullible or can be classified as simply lied to.
Not sure if that's gullible or can be classified as simply lied to.
Hasbeen said:
This one is nasty.
Not me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
9 years together, blessed with three kids, I went for a vasectomy. After a rummage about the surgeon said I didn't need the cut, as the pipes had never been properly plumbed in anyway. .........Not me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
karona said:
Hasbeen said:
This one is nasty.
Not me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
9 years together, blessed with three kids, I went for a vasectomy. After a rummage about the surgeon said I didn't need the cut, as the pipes had never been properly plumbed in anyway. .........Not me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
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Hasbeen said:
This one is nasty.
Not me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
After the initial upset I'd have been cover the moon if my ex missus had told me that, £350 a month better off and I could have made her sell the houseNot me but a mate. His girlfriend told him he'd got her pregnant. 15 years later, during the divorce he discovered HE had not.
rich12 said:
I looked down when someone told me I dropped my gay card. (Luckily it was still safely tucked away in my wallet!)
This reminds me during my first year I told my flatmate he'd dropped his gay card (witty, I know), and he replied perfectly deadpan that he hadn't and got a little rainbow-laden homemade 'gay card' from his wallet and showed me. It was brilliant, and considering the joke had been out of usage for a few years made me wonder how long it'd been sat there waiting for the right moment.I got tricked into 'if you can stop the ice cream man after 6pm you get a free ice-cream' as a young kid, he looked pretty confused after I'd flagged him down. And now I never believe anything anyone ever says.
The one time my wife ever got one over me (as far as I know...)
During her paramedic training I came home with a sprained ankle, she noticed I was limping and started to feel all around the ankle, saying "I think I can feel something, yes, there. It's err, um, hyper, hypo, HYPOCHONDRIA!!!"
Once in 15yrs is ok...
During her paramedic training I came home with a sprained ankle, she noticed I was limping and started to feel all around the ankle, saying "I think I can feel something, yes, there. It's err, um, hyper, hypo, HYPOCHONDRIA!!!"
Once in 15yrs is ok...
When manager of a garage we had a very gullible apprentice.
Sent him to nearby body repair shop with an empty bottle (phoned mate at bodyshop to warn him).
Told him to get bottle filled with evaporating water for the tyre machine.
Came back with empty bottle.
Was told he had got wrong stuff - he had got quick evaporating water by mistake.
Sent him back for right stuff, so gullible he went straight back with empty bottle.
Sent him to nearby body repair shop with an empty bottle (phoned mate at bodyshop to warn him).
Told him to get bottle filled with evaporating water for the tyre machine.
Came back with empty bottle.
Was told he had got wrong stuff - he had got quick evaporating water by mistake.
Sent him back for right stuff, so gullible he went straight back with empty bottle.
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