Tinder

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kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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JuniorD said:
There's a Swiss girl I often bump into my car park at work, totally super model hot but really down to earth nice. I wasn't sure of her relationship status, the assumption being she was either in a relationship or able to get a donor at her whim. Anyway, just last week she said she had been single since arriving here three years ago and was moving back to Switerland with her new boyfriend that she'd met a few months ago on Tinder. If only I new she was that desperate, in five minutes I could have made her whole week.
Or,if you're lucky,her hole weak!

IvanSTi

635 posts

120 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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kowalski655 said:
JuniorD said:
There's a Swiss girl I often bump into my car park at work, totally super model hot but really down to earth nice. I wasn't sure of her relationship status, the assumption being she was either in a relationship or able to get a donor at her whim. Anyway, just last week she said she had been single since arriving here three years ago and was moving back to Switerland with her new boyfriend that she'd met a few months ago on Tinder. If only I new she was that desperate, in five minutes I could have made her whole week.
Or,if you're lucky,her hole weak!
It's not funny when a joke is explained.


IvanSTi

635 posts

120 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Anyway, I have to say that I am very appreciative for Tinder. Met my current OH because of it (not through it). Lying, hung over on the couch, among all the hippocrocapigs I came accross (harrumph) a familiar face. An ex of mine from a decade ago, who I was too young to realise that was actually ideal. "Surely it's not her? she's married." Anyway, onto Facebook, few minutes of stalking later I find out she's on there and has indeed split from her husband.

In with a friend request and well, the rest is history. Happy as a pig in st.

croyde

22,978 posts

231 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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A 30 year old mate of mine has constant success with Tinder, helped by the fact he is not fussy. We were leaving work in London around 11pm and he was dashing to his car.

I asked what the hurry was and he replied that a girl on Tinder had invited him to her flat for the night. She lived in Folkestone biggrin

I did surprise me how many young women were happy to invite him straight to their homes and he's not even a looker himself but has a canny way with women.

I'm in my 50s and have had a couple of dates off it that went nowhere and recently I have had no likes at all. Must be an age thing.

Meanwhile 30 year old works all over the UK, turns his Tinder on and gets a bed for the night with some sweaty action biggrin

andygo

6,805 posts

256 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Tyre Smoke said:
Surely you mean a "Swipe right" ??

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No, a thumbs up...

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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croyde said:
I did surprise me how many young women were happy to invite him straight to their homes
It's unbelievable.

I'm 34 now and in a relationship, but when I was around 25 the whole 'chatting up on the internet' was in full swing, and it never ceased to amaze me how after a few emails and texts women would freely invite you round for 'fun'.

It's a bit of a 'Crap Shoot' though as you never know how recent the photos are that they are using online...

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

146 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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NinjaPower said:
'Crap Shoot'
Every hole's a goal though winkbiggrin

Ari

19,350 posts

216 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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NinjaPower said:
It's a bit of a 'Crap Shoot' though as you never know how recent the photos are that they are using online...
Even more of a 'Crap Shoot' when it comes to an interesting and exotic array of venereal diseases I should imagine! biggrin

Any woman who's going to invite a bloke she's not even met around for a shag probably isn't doing it for the first time, and the many blokes that have been there before probably aren't too fresh either! boxedin

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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You also never know if you will wake up the next day with a full set of internal organs, or a full wallet

(Admittedly the latter more likely than the former!)

Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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NinjaPower said:
It's unbelievable.

I'm 34 now and in a relationship, but when I was around 25 the whole 'chatting up on the internet' was in full swing, and it never ceased to amaze me how after a few emails and texts women would freely invite you round for 'fun'.

It's a bit of a 'Crap Shoot' though as you never know how recent the photos are that they are using online...
Unfortunately they're all fking mental.


anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Oakey said:
NinjaPower said:
It's unbelievable.

I'm 34 now and in a relationship, but when I was around 25 the whole 'chatting up on the internet' was in full swing, and it never ceased to amaze me how after a few emails and texts women would freely invite you round for 'fun'.

It's a bit of a 'Crap Shoot' though as you never know how recent the photos are that they are using online...
Unfortunately they're all fking mental.
I'm not really gonna argue with that.

A good proportion of them were nutters in one way or another, which generally only becomes apparent after you have seen them a few times.


Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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NinjaPower said:
I'm not really gonna argue with that.

A good proportion of them were nutters in one way or another, which generally only becomes apparent after you have seen them a few times.
It doesn't take long to realise why they were single in the first place!

IvanSTi

635 posts

120 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Oakey said:
NinjaPower said:
It's unbelievable.

I'm 34 now and in a relationship, but when I was around 25 the whole 'chatting up on the internet' was in full swing, and it never ceased to amaze me how after a few emails and texts women would freely invite you round for 'fun'.

It's a bit of a 'Crap Shoot' though as you never know how recent the photos are that they are using online...
Unfortunately they're all fking mental.
I'm confused by this comment. Aren't they the best ones for a "bit of fun"?

McSam

6,753 posts

176 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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yes Unquestionably.

Timmy40

12,915 posts

199 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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IvanSTi said:
Oakey said:
NinjaPower said:
It's unbelievable.

I'm 34 now and in a relationship, but when I was around 25 the whole 'chatting up on the internet' was in full swing, and it never ceased to amaze me how after a few emails and texts women would freely invite you round for 'fun'.

It's a bit of a 'Crap Shoot' though as you never know how recent the photos are that they are using online...
Unfortunately they're all fking mental.
I'm confused by this comment. Aren't they the best ones for a "bit of fun"?
yes Some are for marrying, some are for shagging.

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Timmy40 said:
yes Some are for marrying, some are for shagging.
But the majority are for avoiding.

ApOrbital

9,968 posts

119 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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laugh

ph1l5

5,025 posts

203 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Its brilliant fill ya boots !

Timmy40

12,915 posts

199 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Impasse said:
Timmy40 said:
yes Some are for marrying, some are for shagging.
But the majority are for avoiding.
But probably shagging first, then running off.

slartibartfast

4,014 posts

202 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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ph1l5 said:
Its brilliant fill ya boots !
just this moment downloaded....geez there's some monsters biggrin