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117 posts

117 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Your experiences please.

viscountdallara

2,818 posts

145 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Dry cotton wool and a flint work quite well.

The Nur

9,168 posts

185 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Really thin bits of silver birch bark.

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Or vigorously rub up against a nineteen year old girl you happened to message on your phone. You'll get warm either way.

Calza

1,994 posts

115 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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You probably want to hop into the match.com thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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The fluff out of the tumble dryer works brilliant.

daddy cool

4,001 posts

229 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Kiltie said:
The fluff out of your belly button works brilliant.
Fixed that for you.

ApOrbital

9,962 posts

118 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Birds nest works well.

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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As do large areas of open heathland, especially in the summer

isee

3,713 posts

183 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Joking aside a recently divorced friend of mine has used it quite extensively. we are talking over one "meetup" per day when he can be bothered. He isn't known for being excitable and his vocabulary is quite dry. He called it "a total meat market".

The trick is to swipe to the direction that signifies interest, then make a final choice once a match is made. If you aren't too picky you would have to be a total social moron not to end up plums deep within 48 hours.

Timmy40

12,915 posts

198 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Pine cones work really well. Esp if you rub some lard into them that's left over from a fried breakfast.

C0ffin D0dger

3,440 posts

145 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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isee said:
Joking aside a recently divorced friend of mine has used it quite extensively. we are talking over one "meetup" per day when he can be bothered. He isn't known for being excitable and his vocabulary is quite dry. He called it "a total meat market".

The trick is to swipe to the direction that signifies interest, then make a final choice once a match is made. If you aren't too picky you would have to be a total social moron not to end up plums deep within 48 hours.
I really wish I wasn't married sometimes biggrin The Internet, smartphones, etc. arrived just a little to late for me laugh

isee

3,713 posts

183 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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C0ffin D0dger said:
I really wish I wasn't married sometimes biggrin The Internet, smartphones, etc. arrived just a little to late for me laugh
Same! I am literally about 5 years behind the curve! Oh well, I hope it's still around should my marriage fall apart smile

Timmy40

12,915 posts

198 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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isee said:
C0ffin D0dger said:
I really wish I wasn't married sometimes biggrin The Internet, smartphones, etc. arrived just a little to late for me laugh
Same! I am literally about 5 years behind the curve! Oh well, I hope it's still around should my marriage fall apart smile
Start using it and it probably will!

malks222

1,854 posts

139 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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i was on it for a couple of months, quite fun, certainly a great way for sparking up chat etc... with people. especially as most relationships involve a lot of text/whatsapp/facebook chat in the early days.

I met my current gf on it, been together over a year. certainly gets a thumbs up from me

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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malks222 said:
i was on it for a couple of months, quite fun, certainly a great way for sparking up chat etc... with people. especially as most relationships involve a lot of text/whatsapp/facebook chat in the early days.

I met my current gf on it, been together over a year. certainly gets a thumbs up from me
Surely you mean a "Swipe right" ??

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soad

32,896 posts

176 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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That’s like if hotornot.com (remember that?!) had a lovechild with match.com.

JuniorD

8,626 posts

223 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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There's a Swiss girl I often bump into my car park at work, totally super model hot but really down to earth nice. I wasn't sure of her relationship status, the assumption being she was either in a relationship or able to get a donor at her whim. Anyway, just last week she said she had been single since arriving here three years ago and was moving back to Switerland with her new boyfriend that she'd met a few months ago on Tinder. If only I new she was that desperate, in five minutes I could have made her whole week.

Calza

1,994 posts

115 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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JuniorD said:
in five minutes I could have made her whole week.
You think you'd last that long?

soad

32,896 posts

176 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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JuniorD said:
There's a Swiss girl I often bump into my car park at work, totally super model hot but really down to earth nice. I wasn't sure of her relationship status, the assumption being she was either in a relationship or able to get a donor at her whim. Anyway, just last week she said she had been single since arriving here three years ago and was moving back to Switerland with her new boyfriend that she'd met a few months ago on Tinder. If only I new she was that desperate, in five minutes I could have made her whole week.
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