Life tips to share........

[steveatesh]

Tell your newly adult daughter that she is no longer a princess and therefore shouldn't act like one.

[BristolRich]

RobinBanks said:

Girls only want boyfriends with great skills (not the African bum disease)

Like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills

You need a Sledgehammer with Shocks, Pegs, Lucky and take it off some sweet jumps.

[PoleDriver]

EnthusiastOwned said:

PoleDriver said:

Don't eat the yellow snow!

What if it's spilt beer?

I'll let you taste it first to check!

[TorqueDirty]

Always thought this cut pretty much to the chase. Probably a record repost but hey, its worth listening to more than once!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocxEgpGPjsw

TD

[LordJammy]

bencollins said:

make sure "thaumaturge" is part of your job title

If someone ever handed me a business card with that on, there is a very realistic chance I'd chin the .

[thatguy11]

- Never undervalue the little things, like changing into a pair of fresh, dry socks
- Treat others as you'd want to be treated
- Respect privacy, especially your other half's. If you're the jealous type, don't snoop. You will keep digging until you find something to stress over, no matter how minor
- A powerful sense of justice is not a bad thing, but can land you in trouble
- Never stop watching Fawlty Towers
- Above all, thank the world every day for fast cars.

[Chunkymonkey71]

RobinBanks said:

Girls only want boyfriends with great skills (not the African bum disease)

Like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills

Napoleon is a hero of mine.

[blindswelledrat]

Sump said:

Make a fk load of coin.

Don't replace the word 'money' with the word 'coin' or people will think you are a bit of a dick

[Chunkymonkey71]

Never have a child with a mental woman.

If it looks like st and smells like st it's probably st.

Ignis sport is the answer.

Every day is a special occasion- have a good dinner!

[RobinOakapple]

If you can learn it, one of the best life tips is to know when you are well off.

[Fishtigua]

BEER

[Mafffew]

Fishtigua said:

BEER

GLORIOUS BEER!

[8Ace]

Don't scratch it, you'll only make it worse.

[omgus]

It's always better to fart sitting down than a st standing up.

[Jarcy]

TorqueDirty said:

Always thought this cut pretty much to the chase. Probably a record repost but hey, its worth listening to more than once!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocxEgpGPjsw

TD

I was going to suggest:

- Floss
- Always wear sunscreen


But you beat me to it.

[toasty]

Don't get into the munging scene.

[Cliftonite]

Think before pressing "send"

The modern version of "measure twice, cut once" ?

[Dr Jekyll]

TorqueDirty said:

Always thought this cut pretty much to the chase. Probably a record repost but hey, its worth listening to more than once!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocxEgpGPjsw

TD

Who first wrote that? It sounds like it was written by a woman by I only ever hear men reciting it.

[PoleDriver]

toasty said:

Don't get into the munging scene.

[p1stonhead]

Cliftonite said:

Think before pressing "send"

The modern version of "measure twice, cut once" ?

I delay all outgoing (work) emails by 1min just in case I change my mind or press send accidentally.

Has saved me a couple of times!