Life tips to share........

[jdw100]

hora said:

Don't have an office romance.

With the photocopier.

[Asterix]

Happy Wife = Happy Life.

[lickatysplit]

never do DIY/home mechanics on a sunday, if you fk it up there are no garages open to go and get spares/help

[tomsugden]

If it flies, floats or fornicates, rent it.

[csd19]

If it's got tits or tyres, it'll be trouble...

[chonok]

Always remember that one day, today will be the 'good old days'

[furtive]

bencollins said:

here's a few that help me, maybe you have some to share.

3) Ctrl & Shift and semi colon = today's date in a date formatted cell (excel)

Ctrl-Shift-; gives you the time. You only need Ctrl-; for the date

[simoid]

Always limp onto public transport.

[Timmy40]

Never rub another mans rhubarb.

[Fishtigua]

Don't reuse someone else's condom.

[RobinBanks]

Don't watch Brokeback Mountain with your dad

[Sump]

blindswelledrat said:

Sump said:

Make a fk load of coin.

Don't replace the word 'money' with the word 'coin' or people will think you are a bit of a dick

They're going to figure that out sooner or later with me

[RobinOakapple]

blindswelledrat said:

Don't replace the word 'money' with the word 'coin' or people will think you are a bit of a dick

And don't say 'monies' instead of 'money' just because there's a slightly legal context to the conversation, for the same reason.

[wilfandrowlf]

Never buy a sofa from a p0rn set!

[fathomfive]

Don't Google 1 man 1 Jar, 2 girls 1 cup or blue waffle.

[BrassMan]

Never put a bulldog clip on a bulldog.
Never moon a werewolf.

[Ayahuasca]

When tying shoelaces, start with 'right over left' and they will never undo themselves.

[viscountdallara]

Always close gently, doors that you may need to re-enter.

[Vaud]

Dr Jekyll said:

Who first wrote that? It sounds like it was written by a woman by I only ever hear men reciting it.

Mary Schmich

[Timmy40]

viscountdallara said:

Always close gently, doors that you may need to re-enter.

Especially if it's the back door.