Have you ever been punched in the face?
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Crush said:
OP, mention that he looks like Karl Pilkington if you want to experience a punch in the face 
ha!!.... i've not had that one before......i usually get asked if i am / or am related to stephen graham ( the little scouse fella who was in "snatch" , "boardwalk empire" and "this is england".)....tuscaneer said:
Crush said:
OP, mention that he looks like Karl Pilkington if you want to experience a punch in the face
ha!!.... i've not had that one before......i usually get asked if i am / or am related to stephen graham ( the little scouse fella who was in "snatch" , "boardwalk empire" and "this is england".)....On a night out I saw a guy (ex marine) that I worked with pinning his girlfriend forcefully against a door outside a bar. It was very aggressive in nature.
I waltzed over and said something along the lines of "Think you're the f*cking big man treating your Mrs like that. Try and do that to a bloke".
He smacked me in the face.
In hindsight, I am not sure what possible other outcome there could've been.
I waltzed over and said something along the lines of "Think you're the f*cking big man treating your Mrs like that. Try and do that to a bloke".
He smacked me in the face.
In hindsight, I am not sure what possible other outcome there could've been.
FrankAbagnale said:
On a night out I saw a guy (ex marine) that I worked with pinning his girlfriend forcefully against a door outside a bar. It was very aggressive in nature.
I waltzed over and said something along the lines of "Think you're the f*cking big man treating your Mrs like that. Try and do that to a bloke".
He smacked me in the face.
In hindsight, I am not sure what possible other outcome there could've been.
You should have punched his girlfriend in the face and said "Job done!" - would have totally confused him and you could have walked away.I waltzed over and said something along the lines of "Think you're the f*cking big man treating your Mrs like that. Try and do that to a bloke".
He smacked me in the face.
In hindsight, I am not sure what possible other outcome there could've been.
FrankAbagnale said:
On a night out I saw a guy (ex marine) that I worked with pinning his girlfriend forcefully against a door outside a bar. It was very aggressive in nature.
I waltzed over and said something along the lines of "Think you're the f*cking big man treating your Mrs like that. Try and do that to a bloke".
He smacked me in the face.
In hindsight, I am not sure what possible other outcome there could've been.
Well at least you took the focus away from her. Not a bad job really.I waltzed over and said something along the lines of "Think you're the f*cking big man treating your Mrs like that. Try and do that to a bloke".
He smacked me in the face.
In hindsight, I am not sure what possible other outcome there could've been.
StottyEvo said:
Well at least you took the focus away from her. Not a bad job really.
The punch didn't put me down either and I told him for an ex marine he punches like a pussy. We worked in a large open plan office and when someone asked how my weekend was on the following Monday I took great pleasure in regaling the story loudly with the guy sat about 15 feet away.
Never been punched but I once stood on a rather large rake in the pitch black and it shot up and smashed me in my nose/eye socket. Hurt like a mother trucker. Was in the cellar at the time and had to stumble back up the stairs before I passed out.
One heck of a shiner, and of course people laughed, one (friend) t
t bought me a new rake with bubble wrap around the handle for my birthday the following week.
One heck of a shiner, and of course people laughed, one (friend) t
t bought me a new rake with bubble wrap around the handle for my birthday the following week.More times than I can properly recollect these days if I'm honest... Highlights include:
Broken nose (reset myself the next day)
Fractured cheek/eye socket, plus a few broken chipped teeth.
Freshly pierced (that day) Helix stud ripped out. Re-pierced in the same place the next day
Not a good idea...
Last time was bit of a multi opponent fracas that resulted in a (from the side) bottle/brass knuckles/something to the forehead and big hole and quite a few stitches, plus a fractured, dislocated right thumb with a UCL rupture and surgery to put it back together... And a very sore jaw/head/face for a couple of weeks after.
Plus numerous other bumps, lump and bruises over the years.
Broken nose (reset myself the next day)
Fractured cheek/eye socket, plus a few broken chipped teeth.
Freshly pierced (that day) Helix stud ripped out. Re-pierced in the same place the next day
Not a good idea...Last time was bit of a multi opponent fracas that resulted in a (from the side) bottle/brass knuckles/something to the forehead and big hole and quite a few stitches, plus a fractured, dislocated right thumb with a UCL rupture and surgery to put it back together... And a very sore jaw/head/face for a couple of weeks after.
Plus numerous other bumps, lump and bruises over the years.
Many years ago, on the way home from college evening classes, had to walk around a group outside a wine bar. For some reason, one of the crowd took exception, and swung an (unseen) punch to the side of my head. Stun me a bit. Still shaking my head, I then heard an almighty crash. Turned out that was the sound of a plate glass window my Judo friend had thrown the guy through. Apparently it was a bit messy, and it took him some while to recover.
Was in a pub, (there's a theme on this thread) drinking diamond white (I was a little under age) and there was a right mouthy so and so on the next table. Having had rather a lot of cider I thought I'd explain what a mouthy so and so he was.
He waltzed over and punched me right on the lip...
Lesson learned...
He waltzed over and punched me right on the lip...
Lesson learned...
Putting a mk1 golf onto a trailer my mate said to go on 3 to lift the trailer ramp up but he went on 2. Struck me right on the top teeth chipping one and k.o ing me., woke up to the guy handing me the v5 for the golf ! ,
Never hit anyone or been hit tho bit of a pansy, I always wonder how I react suspect id just stand there, always worry I'd hit someone wrong and something seriouse happens. I.e jail.
Never hit anyone or been hit tho bit of a pansy, I always wonder how I react suspect id just stand there, always worry I'd hit someone wrong and something seriouse happens. I.e jail.
I posted about it on PH a year or two ago when it happened - some idiots decided it'd be fun to be racist and pop a few punches as they outnumbered me 6 or 7 to 1. In all honesty, the two guys that hit me a few times didn't really punch hard. My eyes welled up and I got a nosebleed, but I vaguely remember trying to focus on a street light to stop myself from going foetal. They fked off after a few seconds and I was just left with a minor nosebleed and wet eyes. The damage was more psychological than physical. There's a small mark on my nose since the attack but my body tends to scar quite easily so I'm not too fussed.
ked off after a few seconds and I was just left with a minor nosebleed and wet eyes. The damage was more psychological than physical. There's a small mark on my nose since the attack but my body tends to scar quite easily so I'm not too fussed.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff