Are you a "Hipster" ?

Are you a "Hipster" ?

Poll: Are you a "Hipster" ?

Total Members Polled: 279

32-40 Hipster: 2%
24-31 Hipster Tendencies: 8%
16-23 Average Bloke: 36%
0-15 Boring Uptight Square.: 33%
I can't be arsed with this/I can't add up.: 21%
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Discussion

cirian75

Original Poster:

4,252 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/10383674...


I scored 19

"You’re not a hipster but you are a bit of a ruddy, bloody bloke"

OK, lets find the PH Hipsters biggrin

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Where can I vote for 'what a load of ste' ?

Gargamel

14,968 posts

261 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Nothing wrong with a man bag !

15 points, 4 of them for my bag

hacksaw

749 posts

117 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Hmmm, scored 24, so just over the mark for "hipster tendencies".

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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I have to add this up myself? Let me get my vintage abacus out

BrabusMog

20,135 posts

186 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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I got 19. The what PC one made me laugh, I'm doing it on my work laptop but would be using a mac if I wasn't!

Disastrous

10,078 posts

217 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Aphex said:
I have to add this up myself? Let me get my vintage abacus out
No bother with the vintage Casio calculator watch I'm sporting today (I'm not, obviously!).

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Studio117 said:
Where can I vote for 'what a load of ste' ?
the telegraph said:
Michael Hogan

Michael Hogan is a Telegraph writer specialising in TV and radio. He regularly live blogs The Voice, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor and The Apprentice.
wow.

cirian75

Original Poster:

4,252 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Aphex said:
I have to add this up myself? Let me get my vintage abacus out
Did you find the vintage abacus at a trendy thrift store and pay over the odds for it cause it looks geeky and trendy?

PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

218 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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I can't actually complete the quiz as I was unable to provide an answer to at least half of those questions.

Dr Murdoch

3,436 posts

135 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Who is going to be the first certified PH Hipster?

So far we're all to dad-like....

I was 17 btw, however I only see my points total going down from this point on....

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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cirian75 said:
Did you find the vintage abacus at a trendy thrift store and pay over the odds for it cause it looks geeky and trendy?
No, it matched my tweed elbow pads so after a moustache twiddling minute I couldn't hold myself back any longer

BrabusMog

20,135 posts

186 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Aphex said:
I have to add this up myself? Let me get my vintage abacus out
I did it in my head, but decided to make my proof a bit more hipster by using a black and white filter.


CoolC

4,214 posts

214 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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PanzerCommander said:
I can't actually complete the quiz as I was unable to provide an answer to at least half of those questions.
^^ This ^^

Of the 3 questions I could answer I scored 9 biggrin


Edited by CoolC on Tuesday 2nd June 10:49

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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I scored four. But I do not have one single item of clothing from M&S in my wardrobe.

cirian75

Original Poster:

4,252 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Studio117 said:
Where can I vote for 'what a load of ste' ?
Poll option added wink

cirian75

Original Poster:

4,252 posts

233 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Impasse said:
I scored four. But I do not have one single item of clothing from M&S in my wardrobe.
Yet tongue out

marksx

5,052 posts

190 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Going with the answers given, I can only answer 4 questions.

So, somewhere between bag-o-ste and average bloke.

Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Most ammusing hipster moment was getting on a plane. 2 couples. American vs UK. Both men just over 6ft with the full hipster beard, both women 5'5", blond, and carrying their own special food, water, and organically grown magazines. Staring daggers at each other for daring to exist. They were seated behind each other and had to check that they were not sat in the same formation as the other couple. They even clashed on use of the aisle for "plane yoga".

Meoricin

2,880 posts

169 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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CoolC said:
PanzerCommander said:
I can't actually complete the quiz as I was unable to provide an answer to at least half of those questions.
^^ This ^^

Of the 3 questions I could answer I scored 9 biggrin


Edited by CoolC on Tuesday 2nd June 10:49
Same score, same situation. The questions are all phrased to make you sound like a tt. I'm reading on a windows PC, but it still manages to imply 'hipsterdom' by making that an option where you want Apple stuff, rather than being happy.

The tea/coffee options don't cover any reasonable options either (bar the tea)