Are you a "Hipster" ?

[Studio117]

hairyben said:

Studio117 said:

Where can I vote for 'what a load of ste' ?

the telegraph said:

Michael Hogan

Michael Hogan is a Telegraph writer specialising in TV and radio. He regularly live blogs The Voice, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor and The Apprentice.

wow.

/thread

[Never you mind]

Hipster Olympics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM

[StuTheGrouch]

BrabusMog said:

I did it in my head, but decided to make my proof a bit more hipster by using a black and white filter.

I used a pencil on my Breaking Bad notepad.



I noticed the comment "You’re a bit stuck in the 90s, frankly". Describes me perfectly as I cruised to work this morning singing along to Nirvana.

Edited by StuTheGrouch on Tuesday 2nd June 11:32

Edited by StuTheGrouch on Tuesday 2nd June 11:33

[AyBee]

StuTheGrouch said:

I used a pencil on my Breaking Bad notepad.



I noticed the comment "You’re a bit stuck in the 90s, frankly". Describes me perfectly, as I cruised to work this morning singing along to Nirvana.

Is it hipster to miss questions out?

[Jasandjules]

Hmm, a few of the answers had no option for my actual situation i.e. what drink - coke was not on there (unless I missed it).. And what coffee - where was the "make your own".... Sooo I got 11...

[scherzkeks]

Munter said:

Staring daggers at each other for daring to exist.

[StuTheGrouch]

I couldn't even give an answer for some. For example-

3 Where was the last place you ate out?
Pizza Express or Café Rouge. You know the menu backwards. SCORE 1 POINT
An awesome pop-up or buzzing street-food festival. Instagrammed the food, obv. SCORE 4 POINTS
A gastropub. Meat coma! 2 POINTS
A gourmet dirty burger joint. Nom! SCORE 3 POINTS

There was no option for a greasy cafe for a massive fry-up

[Axionknight]

Sixteen points! Do I win a macchiato?

[RizzoTheRat]

StuTheGrouch said:

I couldn't even give an answer for some. For example-

3 Where was the last place you ate out?
Pizza Express or Café Rouge. You know the menu backwards. SCORE 1 POINT
An awesome pop-up or buzzing street-food festival. Instagrammed the food, obv. SCORE 4 POINTS
A gastropub. Meat coma! 2 POINTS
A gourmet dirty burger joint. Nom! SCORE 3 POINTS

There was no option for a greasy cafe for a massive fry-up

Same here, no option for a crappy burger and bottle of water an an airport

Scored 7 based on the questions I could answer

To paraphrase Zaphod, clearly I'm so unhip it's amazing my legs don't fall off.

Edited by RizzoTheRat on Tuesday 2nd June 12:11

[Quhet]

24.

Don't judge me because I like Fleetwood Mac

[Type R Tom]

16, took a massive hit on the beer question, problem is I was drinking ale before it became trendy (7/8 years ago) and I'm only 31 and a CAMRA member.

[Triumph Man]

Yeah the bloody hipsters have hijacked proper beer!

[RizzoTheRat]

But to be fair CAMRA had a higher proportion of beards than the average population before the rise of Hipsters

[Type R Tom]

Triumph Man said:

Yeah the bloody hipsters have hijacked proper beer!

I think they have moved away from real ale to craft lager more recently, though I do enjoy a cold lager when it’s hot and don’t want the usual chemical rubbish. The only plus side is the reappearance of glass tankards recently.

[Type R Tom]

RizzoTheRat said:

But to be fair CAMRA had a higher proportion of beards than the average population before the rise of Hipsters

True but you can't be a hipster with a massive gut!

[HTP99]

22, however I also wear stretch skinny jeans and have square thick rimmed glasses; proper prescription ones though.

[RDMcG]

15 and that only because I use a Macbook. Did it for amusement, as at 66 I am about as far from hipster as I am from Beau Brummell.

[cirian75]

ohh ohh

One person scored above 32

who's the hipster ?

[Mr Will]

Dr Murdoch said:

Who is going to be the first certified PH Hipster?

So far we're all to dad-like....

Not me : phew :

(severe hipster tendencies though - scored 31!)

[Fattyfat]

Scored 19 but more worryingly in a related quiz, I'm Alan Partridge apparently