Are you a "Hipster" ?

Are you a "Hipster" ?

Poll: Are you a "Hipster" ?

Total Members Polled: 279

32-40 Hipster: 2%
24-31 Hipster Tendencies: 8%
16-23 Average Bloke: 36%
0-15 Boring Uptight Square.: 33%
I can't be arsed with this/I can't add up.: 21%
Author
Discussion

Sir Humphrey

387 posts

123 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Aphex said:
How unique and different of you breaking the convention like that.. hehe
biggrin Integers are so mainstream.

rohrl

8,738 posts

145 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Hipster enough for you?


Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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hipster overload

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Criminally bad.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Artisanal, hand reared, carbon neutral bell end.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Aren't those Prius things terrible for the environment when considered as a cradle to grave prospect?

jamesh764

184 posts

142 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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I scored 19.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.

Well, I thought it was funny.

A.J.M

7,914 posts

186 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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16.

Good bloke, none of this hipster pish.

ChemicalChaos

10,395 posts

160 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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rohrl said:
Hipster enough for you?

Try some of this stuff:





So massively wky and hipster I dont even know where to begin, especially the use of random scientific words that have absolutely no relevance at all to what the stuff actually does.....

StuTheGrouch

5,735 posts

162 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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I'm assuming thermodynamic means, in their context anyway, that the oil/wax/whatever it is melts at body temperature.

When I did chemistry 'thermodynamic' meant something else entirely!

HTP99

22,565 posts

140 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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I use beard oil.

cirian75

Original Poster:

4,263 posts

233 months

Monday 8th June 2015
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Thing is though is I live just off Beech Road in the part of Chorlton, Manchester.

Chorlton is hipster central for Manchester once you leave the Northern Quarter of the city centre.


I see these rejects all the bloody time.


Strangely being a non hipster, short hair, clean shaven, normal clothes, chatting to ladies in the local pubs n bars is much easier, as I think even they get fed up of the high hipster count.

Had an almost fight with 3 of them about 3 weeks ago at the Horse and Jockey in Chorlton.

Did not seem to like me and my Gary having a good chat with 2 girls at out table, so when I went to get fresh drinks, one waited till I has coming back out the door and jumped into my empty seat and gave some attitude, much to Gary's consternation, an argument ensued, when they realised 2 ex squaddies are not going to back down, they moved away, but the atmosphere had been ruined and the girls left.

After we moved inside, the instigator decided to try and evil eye Gary by following him, quick word with the bar staff had him ejected and barred.


Hipsters, bunch of lefty tossers.

WildCards

4,061 posts

217 months

Monday 8th June 2015
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cirian75 said:
Thing is though is I live just off Beech Road in the part of Chorlton, Manchester.

Chorlton is hipster central for Manchester once you leave the Northern Quarter of the city centre.


I see these rejects all the bloody time.


Strangely being a non hipster, short hair, clean shaven, normal clothes, chatting to ladies in the local pubs n bars is much easier, as I think even they get fed up of the high hipster count.

Had an almost fight with 3 of them about 3 weeks ago at the Horse and Jockey in Chorlton.

Did not seem to like me and my Gary having a good chat with 2 girls at out table, so when I went to get fresh drinks, one waited till I has coming back out the door and jumped into my empty seat and gave some attitude, much to Gary's consternation, an argument ensued, when they realised 2 ex squaddies are not going to back down, they moved away, but the atmosphere had been ruined and the girls left.

After we moved inside, the instigator decided to try and evil eye Gary by following him, quick word with the bar staff had him ejected and barred.


Hipsters, bunch of lefty tossers.
Idiots are still idiots, beard or not.