Liz Hurley turns 50
Discussion
Asterix said:
Pixel Pusher said:
Gargamel said:
Pixel Pusher said:
Araldite.
The Saxon King ? Bostik the Inadherant.
Easy mistake to make.
Pushing the boundaries to the point of discomfort, Sigourney Weaver is 65 (62 when this photo was taken):
I just don't know.
I think I might. And *obviously* she'd be right up for it, no questions asked. Trouble is, I know that if I did, I wouldn't be able to stop worrying about something inside her biting my cock off...
...I could make an amusing reference to the definition of marriage here, but I won't.
Japveesix said:
DukeDickson said:
Ari said:
IvanSTi said:
Ari said:
RIP the cringe thread yet again as the Pistonhead forty year old virgins start revving up their Vectra SRIs. 
Are all 11,000 of your posts as boring? And are you as boring as this in real life or has it been a 9 year effort?
Jesus Christ.
We get it, for the 95th time. You think every woman in the world is wonderful & misunderstood and that a few years of evolution & that stuff is just wrong. Perhaps the ace in the hole is that those you wish to be a shining knight for those who are easily as bad. A future as a Mumsnet bot awaits, or failing that, a top drawer fun hoover.
However much you dislike it, men always have liked physically attractive women, same goes the other way and many of those who choose to comment here are none of 40, virgins or lovers of Luton's output.
At least look for a new angle if you're going to persist with this.
I'm yet to see a post from Ari that isn't miserable, condescending, haughtily superior and terribly dull. For some bizarre reasons they're also always in threads much like this one that he entirely disapproves of yet obsessively reads. Odd chap.
I didn't mean to pore scorn on your discussions of what you think women almost certainly feel like, probably.
And remember, girls that aren't impressed by wheelspinz are all frigid lesbians and you were never really interested in them anyway.
Ari said:
Oh dear, I do seem to have touched a nerve, I am sorry chaps.
I didn't mean to pore scorn on your discussions of what you think women almost certainly feel like, probably.
And remember, girls that aren't impressed by wheelspinz are all frigid lesbians and you were never really interested in them anyway.
Just stop digging.I didn't mean to pore scorn on your discussions of what you think women almost certainly feel like, probably.
And remember, girls that aren't impressed by wheelspinz are all frigid lesbians and you were never really interested in them anyway.
stuartmmcfc said:
I've given him a hint...
Ari said:
Oh dear, I do seem to have touched a nerve, I am sorry chaps.
I didn't mean to pore scorn on your discussions of what you think women almost certainly feel like, probably.
And remember, girls that aren't impressed by wheelspinz are all frigid lesbians and you were never really interested in them anyway.
It's funny, isn't it: for all you profess to hate PH and slag the members off left, right and centre, you sure are here an awful lot.I didn't mean to pore scorn on your discussions of what you think women almost certainly feel like, probably.
And remember, girls that aren't impressed by wheelspinz are all frigid lesbians and you were never really interested in them anyway.
I suppose there's a lot of mileage in being a big I-am on an internet forum.
Timmy40 said:
IMO you can polish up an old banger to make it look really good, but it's still an old banger. Take a closer look and you'll see the scratches and rust, the worn suspension, the leaky sump. And that lot most likely all have a leaky sump by now.
You can do a lot with make up and air brushing, but IMO this lot will look far far less mint in their ordinary lives than when glammed up for photo land.
Frickin' ell, bit harsh. There is no mistaking natural beauty, nor denying the effects of time. Let's appreciate beautiful women, no matter what stage of life they are at.You can do a lot with make up and air brushing, but IMO this lot will look far far less mint in their ordinary lives than when glammed up for photo land.
AndyT77 said:
Frickin' ell, bit harsh. There is no mistaking natural beauty, nor denying the effects of time. Let's appreciate beautiful women, no matter what stage of life they are at.
Well said sir ! a woman can still be stunningly attractive in her 50's & beyond.Cheri Lunghi used to visit my old Market stall , strewth she was gorgeous.
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