Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

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Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Sunday 28th June 2015
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Mrs B seems to have the dishcloths on the Ground Pole Antenna, the Swear-o-matic wire doesn't run smoothly until Battert props it up with his Cox's special river paddle.

PoleDriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Sunday 28th June 2015
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ApOrbital said:
Is doing 130 mph on the M1 a bit daft?
scratchchin

Were there any other cars around?
Were there any Police around?
Were there any cameras?
Were you going absolutely flat out?
Was the road wet?

If you answered "yes" to any of those, it was daft!

ApOrbital

9,970 posts

119 months

Sunday 28th June 2015
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Not me

Yes
No
yes
No
Yes

I was only doing about 80 mr poledancer wink

PoleDriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Sunday 28th June 2015
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ApOrbital said:
mr poledancer wink
smile

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Sunday 28th June 2015
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Fishtigua said:
Oh I fking give up on Facebook, it's shyte.

Can you construct a fking sentence on it? No, it posts every fking time you touch the fking keyboard. Am I missing some fking special FB magic fking wand? Cocksuskers for making it so shyte,
Shift and return will allow you to attempt to put some structure in

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Sunday 28th June 2015
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GOG440 said:
Fishtigua said:
Oh I fking give up on Facebook, it's shyte.

Can you construct a fking sentence on it? No, it posts every fking time you touch the fking keyboard. Am I missing some fking special FB magic fking wand? Cocksuskers for making it so shyte,
Shift and return will allow you to attempt to put some structure in
Doesn't matter, still think she's a lezza.



PoleDriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Good morning all!
Bit quiet in here?
There's a definite tinge of red around the clouds this morning! frown
Anyway...
Kettle on!
Griddle on!
Grill on!
Breakfast anyone?

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Morning, in for a warm one this week , and no PD not just at the minute, coffee first.

DickyC

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49,863 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Bite Size Shredded Wheat here in South Glamorgan.

Look at that! Wheat is only an e away from what.

I also looked at a sign I've passed a zillion times since I started working here in September. It turns out I hadn't read it thoroughly before. It's on the Motorway approaching Cardiff and tells of the City and County of Cardiff. The County of Cardiff? When did that happen?

Maybe I read it wrong.

leglessAlex

5,484 posts

142 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherds warning.

Never thought there was much truth in it myself, but it's a nice saying. Supposed to be thirty odd degrees the day after tomorrow, that's warm. Not looking forward to it...

DickyC

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49,863 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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leglessAlex said:
Supposed to be thirty odd degrees the day after tomorrow, that's warm.
Yes, a shepherd just mentioned it to me.

slyelessar

359 posts

109 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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My tickets to Clarkson, Hammond, & May live just arrived!

PoleDriver

28,651 posts

195 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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slyelessar said:
My tickets to Clarkson, Hammond, & May live just arrived!
Are they CE approved? smile

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

219 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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leglessAlex said:
Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherds warning.
Red sky at night, the barns on fire. Red sky in the morning, the barns still on fire.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

196 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Well that was a tad funky.

A wall of black sea fog was standing duty on the beach. None of your whimpy, whispy grey stuff, this was thick, black, I can't find my parking space fog.

Anyway, dropped my laptop off at the little man in the village. Hope the kids don't nick it from his porch.

DickyC

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49,863 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Sea fog. Reminds me. Two lads on a job years ago met and got on really well and started to socialise and then socialise with the wives and all was going swimmingly. One had a small four berth sailing boat and invited his new mate and his wife to spend the day with them at Southend. On the following Monday there was bit of an atmosphere and the two weren't buds any more. At the end of the week the invited one put his notice in and left. So, we asked the one with boat, what was that all about? Apparently, the day had gone well, they had a bit of a sail but as they were sailing back a sea mist came in from nowhere. The skipper hauled the sails down and was motoring back very gently on the outboard. The mist was getting thicker so he asked if the other guy could go forward and shout if he saw any obstacles like moored boats at which his guest lay on the floor of the cockpit and adopted the foetal position which he maintained until they were safely moored. One of the wives went forward to act as lookout.

You just never know.

slyelessar

359 posts

109 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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PoleDriver said:
Are they CE approved? smile
I hope not!

SWTH

3,816 posts

225 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Today's challenge (which I have chosen to accept), is to get my trusty, crusty and rusty Transit to North Wales. Going to be a long, slow plod up the M5....

DickyC

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49,863 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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SWTH said:
Today's challenge (which I have chosen to accept), is to get my trusty, crusty and rusty Transit to North Wales. Going to be a long, slow plod up the M5....
Tell it, "You're going home." It'll be fine.

I lie to my cars all the time.

Gullible vehicles are the key to many successful journeys.

DickyC

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49,863 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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If you say the word gullible slowly, it sounds like oranges.
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