Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)
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Fishtigua said:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch is the only Welsh word I can still remember from my school lessons.
I have concluded that Welsh is comprised simply of place names and ways to ridicule the English for being unable to speak Welsh.Edited by DickyC on Thursday 2nd July 07:55
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. 
is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
I have moles - the only way to stop the f is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
kers is to shoot them with a shot gun. I'm not joking.If you haven't got a license, then get one (a .410 shotgun will do).
Early morning or around 6/7pm seems to be the best time. Always keep the mole hills levelled off, that way you can see when they're active.
Creep out (super quiet - they hear you coming!) and then just shoot the mole hill when you see the little b
d pushing the soil up!Far and away THE most effective and humane way of dealing with the problem.
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
Put something down the tunnel that smells bad and is biodegradable, eg very old cheese and wisps of dried grass soaked in over-fermented yoghurt or sour milk. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?They dislike noise, so you could try putting a loud radio in the run.
Rosscow said:
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
I have moles - the only way to stop the f is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?kers is to shoot them with a shot gun. I'm not joking.If you haven't got a license, then get one (a .410 shotgun will do).
Early morning or around 6/7pm seems to be the best time. Always keep the mole hills levelled off, that way you can see when they're active.
Creep out (super quiet - they hear you coming!) and then just shoot the mole hill when you see the little b
d pushing the soil up!Far and away THE most effective and humane way of dealing with the problem.
I'm tempted by this approach, is there not a small risk of blowing ones foot off though? ali_kat said:
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
Put something down the tunnel that smells bad and is biodegradable, eg very old cheese and wisps of dried grass soaked in over-fermented yoghurt or sour milk. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?They dislike noise, so you could try putting a loud radio in the run.
ali_kat said:
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
Put something down the tunnel that smells bad and is biodegradable, eg very old cheese and wisps of dried grass soaked in over-fermented yoghurt or sour milk. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?They dislike noise, so you could try putting a loud radio in the run.
In terms of something smelly how about petrol? Most thing don't seem to like have petrol poured on/in them.
Timmy40 said:
Rosscow said:
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
I have moles - the only way to stop the f is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?kers is to shoot them with a shot gun. I'm not joking.If you haven't got a license, then get one (a .410 shotgun will do).
Early morning or around 6/7pm seems to be the best time. Always keep the mole hills levelled off, that way you can see when they're active.
Creep out (super quiet - they hear you coming!) and then just shoot the mole hill when you see the little b
d pushing the soil up!Far and away THE most effective and humane way of dealing with the problem.
I'm tempted by this approach, is there not a small risk of blowing ones foot off though? I literally put the barrel of the shotgun about 4" from the mole hill, and my feet must be 3' away. Completely safe!
Rosscow said:
Timmy40 said:
Rosscow said:
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
I have moles - the only way to stop the f is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?kers is to shoot them with a shot gun. I'm not joking.If you haven't got a license, then get one (a .410 shotgun will do).
Early morning or around 6/7pm seems to be the best time. Always keep the mole hills levelled off, that way you can see when they're active.
Creep out (super quiet - they hear you coming!) and then just shoot the mole hill when you see the little b
d pushing the soil up!Far and away THE most effective and humane way of dealing with the problem.
I'm tempted by this approach, is there not a small risk of blowing ones foot off though? I literally put the barrel of the shotgun about 4" from the mole hill, and my feet must be 3' away. Completely safe!
Timmy40 said:
Rosscow said:
Timmy40 said:
Rosscow said:
Timmy40 said:
Mole hill, in the middle of my ****ing new lawn this morning. is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?
I have moles - the only way to stop the f is Mr Mole taking the p*ss or is this some kind of declaration of war?kers is to shoot them with a shot gun. I'm not joking.If you haven't got a license, then get one (a .410 shotgun will do).
Early morning or around 6/7pm seems to be the best time. Always keep the mole hills levelled off, that way you can see when they're active.
Creep out (super quiet - they hear you coming!) and then just shoot the mole hill when you see the little b
d pushing the soil up!Far and away THE most effective and humane way of dealing with the problem.
I'm tempted by this approach, is there not a small risk of blowing ones foot off though? I literally put the barrel of the shotgun about 4" from the mole hill, and my feet must be 3' away. Completely safe!
Managed to avoid driving to McDonald's for one of their horrible breakfasts, that for some reason, always tempt me but once consumed I immediately regret. So I had two slices of toast, grilled tomatoes on the vine, two scrambled Chestnut Maran eggs and two Tesco Finest apple sausages.
Now watching some TV, then going to sort the kitchen, clothes, do the bins, then play some Fifa 15. Try and get my 6th division promotion.
Then into town before lunch, to buy some expensive toothpaste, then some Tupperware, then back home and if it's still dry I'll mow the lawn. Then Chili and salad for lunch. Then more Fifa, perhaps with a beer (King Goblin), then pay my car insurance.
Then go and pick up my daughter from nursery and my wife from school. Maybe apply for a job or two and perhaps do some maths/science questions. Might make a cake too, or brownies, with Marvellous Creation bits in.
Aaaannddd theeeeennnnnn...
Now watching some TV, then going to sort the kitchen, clothes, do the bins, then play some Fifa 15. Try and get my 6th division promotion.
Then into town before lunch, to buy some expensive toothpaste, then some Tupperware, then back home and if it's still dry I'll mow the lawn. Then Chili and salad for lunch. Then more Fifa, perhaps with a beer (King Goblin), then pay my car insurance.
Then go and pick up my daughter from nursery and my wife from school. Maybe apply for a job or two and perhaps do some maths/science questions. Might make a cake too, or brownies, with Marvellous Creation bits in.
Aaaannddd theeeeennnnnn...
SpeedMattersNot said:
Managed to avoid driving to McDonald's for one of their horrible breakfasts, that for some reason, always tempt me but once consumed I immediately regret. So I had two slices of toast, grilled tomatoes on the vine, two scrambled Chestnut Maran eggs and two Tesco Finest apple sausages.
Now watching some TV, then going to sort the kitchen, clothes, do the bins, then watch some internet porn and whack off.
Then into town before lunch, to buy some expensive toothpaste, then some Tupperware, then back home and if it's still dry I'll mow the lawn. Then Chili and salad for lunch. Then more internet porn and whacking off, perhaps with a beer (King Goblin), then pay my car insurance.
Then go and pick up my daughter from nursery and my wife from school. Maybe apply for a job or two and perhaps do some maths/science questions. Might make a cake too, or brownies, with Marvellous Creation bits in.
Aaaannddd theeeeennnnnn...
EFANow watching some TV, then going to sort the kitchen, clothes, do the bins, then watch some internet porn and whack off.
Then into town before lunch, to buy some expensive toothpaste, then some Tupperware, then back home and if it's still dry I'll mow the lawn. Then Chili and salad for lunch. Then more internet porn and whacking off, perhaps with a beer (King Goblin), then pay my car insurance.
Then go and pick up my daughter from nursery and my wife from school. Maybe apply for a job or two and perhaps do some maths/science questions. Might make a cake too, or brownies, with Marvellous Creation bits in.
Aaaannddd theeeeennnnnn...
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