Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

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Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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Fishtigua said:
Chill the whites in the fridge for 10 mins, it's warm today.
Good thinking. It's like Nigella does sweet things in here today.

Leafspring

7,032 posts

136 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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HerrNipps said:
NoVetec said:
Leafpring komme aus Kent, die Toilette von England.
Ah, alles klar.

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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ApOrbital said:
Did anyone else know prince william had a bullet proof vest on to day?
Are you sure it wasn't just a problem with your sights?

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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Impasse said:
ApOrbital said:
Did anyone else know prince william had a bullet proof vest on to day?
Are you sure it wasn't just a problem with your sights?
No, Battert was issued with the Elephant rifle for the weekend. The silly old fool missed Venus Williams' last serve.

I think we need a meeting about his scope before the Ashes.

DickyC

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49,549 posts

197 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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Regimental marksman in his day.

He could prove it to you but he sold his inscribed cigarette box trophy in the silver price hike of 1980.

DickyC

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49,549 posts

197 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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Curse you Bunker Hunt.

ChemicalChaos

10,360 posts

159 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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Good job he wasn't trying to use a bow and arrow instead...

With my air rifle broken again, I was forced to dig out our recurve longbow for some target practice earlier and I couldn't hit a metaphorical barn door at 20 paces. Christ knows how archers used to manage in medieval wars

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

210 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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Practice. Years of practice and thousands of arrows. Archers had deformed skeletons. It's fascinating reading about the archery industry of war. We were unbeatable.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Practice. Years of practice and thousands of arrows. Archers had deformed skeletons. It's fascinating reading about the archery industry of war. We were unbeatable.
I used romp naked in a spa with a lady archer, she is a medal winning diva.



Sadly we were 6 and in her Dad's paddling pool.



Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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You'll have someone's eye out with that. She may have said.

leglessAlex

5,384 posts

140 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
Good job he wasn't trying to use a bow and arrow instead...

With my air rifle broken again, I was forced to dig out our recurve longbow for some target practice earlier and I couldn't hit a metaphorical barn door at 20 paces. Christ knows how archers used to manage in medieval wars
Eh? Longbows aren't recurved, that's why they are called longbows and not recurves!

A 35-40lbs draw weight recurve isn't so hard to fire reasonably accurately up to maybe 30 yards but it utterly blows my mind the strength the Bowmen used to have that they could pull a 180-200lbs bow in the first place, let alone fire it accurately.

SpeedMattersNot

4,506 posts

195 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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I'm 30 and experienced my most embarrassing moment of my life, just yesterday.

I was introduced to my brother in laws wife's friend from Germany, Charlotte, a lady who I had met at my brother in laws wedding. It's normal to kiss on the cheek, but she extended her hand, so I shook it and said;

"Nice to meet you...take care"

...take care? Why the fk did I say "take care"...WHAT is wrong with me? I had consumed roughly 4 pints, but no excuse. I have never, EVER felt so embarrassed before in my life. I am actually a failure.

leglessAlex

5,384 posts

140 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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I am too awesome* for my wheelchair apparently. Bugger.





*Or fat. Whichever.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Are you part of the Pirelli F1 develoment team or do you have to stump up for your own slicks?

DickyC

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49,549 posts

197 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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leglessAlex said:
I am too awesome* for my wheelchair apparently. Bugger.





*Or fat. Whichever.
No spokes, man.

PoleDriver

28,616 posts

193 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Morning all!
I've got the strangest sore throat! It's sore around the top at the back and breathing is difficult through my nose!
Am I turning into a mouth breather?! yikes

SWTH

3,816 posts

223 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Morning all. Back on the road today, to the insular peninsula.

DickyC

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49,549 posts

197 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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You're driving to the Crimea?

Council Baby

19,741 posts

189 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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PoleDriver said:
Morning all!
I've got the strangest sore throat! It's sore around the top at the back and breathing is difficult through my nose!
Am I turning into a mouth breather?! yikes
Quite common in prostitutes who deepthroat whilst dehydrated:

Is there something less trivial you'd like to confess to Poley?

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Morning.
I need a shave.
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