Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)
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doogz said:
Morning.
Went up to my other house yesterday to check it out before the meeting with the insurers on Tuesday.
Was trying to fire up the boiler, ended up smashing my skull off the corner of the garage door instead, and managed to bleed on everything. All of the things.
I'm an uncle as of last night though. Need to go visiting this afternoon.
Congratulated Doogz, pray tell are you an uncle to a male or a female?Went up to my other house yesterday to check it out before the meeting with the insurers on Tuesday.
Was trying to fire up the boiler, ended up smashing my skull off the corner of the garage door instead, and managed to bleed on everything. All of the things.
I'm an uncle as of last night though. Need to go visiting this afternoon.
doogz said:
DickyC said:
HerrNipps said:
Congratulated Doogz, pray tell are you an uncle to a male or a female?
He mentioned uncle, therefore the child is male. Had the child been female, he would have said he is now an aunt.Ollie Douglas McSurname.
Mrs C alerted me to the existence of a craft beer and wine shop in Newbury and suggested I bought myself a little something. May I say that the choice is excellent but one of my choices was not. Among six bottles of beer I bought two bottles of a Mexican beer called Death Becomes You. Twelve hours later, sitting on the khazi losing half my body weight, death didn't become me, but it was a close run thing. At least I'm forewarned for the second bottle.
As he wrapped my purchases, the lad in the shop, with a theatrical flourish, popped six complimentary beer mats into the bag.
"They're from the Stonehenge Brewery," he said.
"Thanks," I replied.
"Stonehenge," he continued pointing to the picture of Stonehenge on one of the mats. "It's near Salisbury."
"I know," I said. "I helped to build it."
As he wrapped my purchases, the lad in the shop, with a theatrical flourish, popped six complimentary beer mats into the bag.
"They're from the Stonehenge Brewery," he said.
"Thanks," I replied.
"Stonehenge," he continued pointing to the picture of Stonehenge on one of the mats. "It's near Salisbury."
"I know," I said. "I helped to build it."
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