Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

SWTH said:

Today was mostly spent swearing at the underside of my wife's Vauxhall Signum. Had to replace some of the suspension gubbins, and all of it is awkward to get to thanks to other bits being in the way.

Still, all done and not much blood loss.

May I remind you that this is a public forum? If what you're writing about is a sex thing, I mean.

[DickyC]

The minor incident yesterday at the Hungarian Grand Prix of Raikkonen losing his onboard camera would have been so much more serious in the old days.

[Fishtigua]

Repost!!

Call Blib in. He knows how to deal with these things.

[DickyC]

Really?

And I thought I was being so original.

Hours trawling the internet for amusing pictures wasted.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Good morrow.

I'm back.

Poland was too hot.

Glasgow is too cold.

It's raining.

Balls to water meters.

[Blib]

DickyC said:

Really?

And I thought I was being so original.

Hours trawling the internet for amusing pictures wasted.

First time that was posted on here I still had hair.

[Adenauer]

Morning all.

Warehouse bloke's back.

3,2,1, and we're back in the room.

I trust you are all well? Congratulations on becoming an Auntie, doogz.

[DickyC]

Blib said:

First time that was posted on here I still had hair.

First time that was posted on here it was news?

[drivin_me_nuts]

Trivia quiz time.

How many attempts does it take for Autoglass to replace a windscreen?

Ans 4 goes minimum.

First time: wrong glass
Second time: no trim pieces
Third time: one trim piece for one side supplied
Fourth time: any bets it will be done anytime soon.

Useless company

[Blib]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Trivia quiz time.

How many attempts does it take for Autoglass to replace a windscreen?

Ans 4 goes minimum.

First time: wrong glass
Second time: no trim pieces
Third time: one trim piece for one side supplied
Fourth time: any bets it will be done anytime soon.

Useless company

PHer Glassman is your man. He's based in London and is a genius when it comes to windscreens.

[DickyC]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Trivia quiz time.

How many attempts does it take for Autoglass to replace a windscreen?

Ans 4 goes minimum.

First time: wrong glass
Second time: no trim pieces
Third time: one trim piece for one side supplied
Fourth time: any bets it will be done anytime soon.

Useless company

Is this in the Hispano Suiza?

[ApOrbital]

Good morning all i have been sat on the bog most of this morning

[Fishtigua]

But they're a free service with my insurance.

For the bike.

[drivin_me_nuts]

DickyC said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Trivia quiz time.

How many attempts does it take for Autoglass to replace a windscreen?

Ans 4 goes minimum.

First time: wrong glass
Second time: no trim pieces
Third time: one trim piece for one side supplied
Fourth time: any bets it will be done anytime soon.

Useless company

Is this in the Hispano Suiza?

You would have thought that it might be something really hard like a HS, or maybe even a Bugatti Royale, but it's a bloody Toyota FFS.

Incompetent:

Defn: Autoglass. Disorganised, inept. See also failing to deliver, failing to be anything other than useless, crap processes, failing to listen to customers, rubbish administration. See also: Avoid, modern plague.

[Timmy40]

ApOrbital said:

Good morning all i have been sat on the bog most of this morning

Ah now if it's a blockage the trick is to grit you teeth, poke your index finger up there and hook out the lump of hard poop that's blocking the exit. No point blowing a gasket, that's what killed Elvis.

Edited by Timmy40 on Monday 27th July 10:05

[DickyC]

Timmy40 said:

ApOrbital said:

Good morning all i have been sat on the bog most of this morning

Ah now if it's a blockage the trick is no grit you teeth, poke your index finger up there and hook out the lump of hard poop that's blocking the exit. No point blowing a gasket, that's what killed Elvis.

TT Preferred Blockage Cure

A Mexican beer of my recent acquaintance:



It went straight through, gathering momentum as it went.

[Studio117]

Went to a rave.

Feel like death

[ApOrbital]

A rave thought they were all done and dusted chap.

[Studio117]

Well there was loud repetitive music, frickin lazers and saucer eyed punters.

[Fishtigua]

This morning the sodding phone has not stopped ring. Every time I try to get out of the office for a quick ciggie, the bloody thing rings off the hook.

Cod in parley sauce for lunch.

Oh, and I hate buses. Stuck behind 3 different ones this morning. I didn't know they owned that many.