Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

Was he afraid of being shanghaied aboard a space craft and never seen again?

Was he in the TT Space Programme?

[DickyC]

During the eight years I worked in Wembley I went to three events at the Stadium and Arena. It's a variation on the familiarity breeds contempt theme.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Adenauer said:

Morning dmn.

Just the one, it's a special stage of the Köln-Ahrweiler Rallye held once a year.

Interesting to watch.

Why do you ask?

Only because it must be a different kind of challenge for those who've done the ring 5k times and know every bump, twist and turn in their sleep.

[Adenauer]

Pre Paid voucher valid for 2 years, a choice of 180 hotels, all 4 star or higher, all over Spain, including Menorca, Teneriffe, and Majorca. 6 nights for two adults in a double room. Value around €780.

I just 'won' it on Ebay, for €41

For that money I don't even care if it's a con. We'll see.

[Adenauer]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Only because it must be a different kind of challenge for those who've done the ring 5k times and know every bump, twist and turn in their sleep.

Just a bit!

Downhill and almost flat out all the way from the Karussell and then having to brake for Bergwerk about 2km later must be bloody interesting!

[Fishtigua]

Adenauer said:

For that money I don't even care if it's a con. We'll see.

Did Benidorm look like this in the brochure?

[Adenauer]

I'm not going to Benidorm, and there wasn't a brochure.

[HerrNipps]

Good morning my treasures, I am hoping this day finds you well. It is not often I get excited about auditions but today the anticipation of kept me awake! I will be using an extra spray of the desensitizer for my Asian twins.

[DickyC]

Der Hund bellt und die Karawane geht vorüber.

[Adenauer]

I've asked you this before, Herr Nipps, but you ignored me, so I'll try again.

Whereabouts in Niedersachsen do you live?

[DickyC]

[HerrNipps]

Adenauer said:

I've asked you this before, Herr Nipps, but you ignored me, so I'll try again.

Whereabouts in Niedersachsen do you live?

I am presently based in Great Britain but I am from a town named Bramsche.

[Adenauer]

HerrNipps said:

I am presently based in Great Britain but I am from a town named Bramsche.

That is VERY interesting, I currently go to Bramsche for the day once a week to see a very famous acupuncturist.

You have 5 minutes to Google his name and tell me what it is.

[Pixel Pusher]

Adenauer said:

That is VERY interesting, I currently go to Bramsche for the day once a week to see a very famous acupuncturist.

I'm sure there's a joke in there about a little prick somewhere.

Darned if I can find it though.

[Adenauer]

Pixel Pusher said:

I'm sure there's a joke in there about a little prick somewhere.

Darned if I can find it though.

Look harder, it's probably hiding behind one of your pubes

[pad58]

Pixel Pusher said:

I'm sure there's a joke in there about a little prick somewhere.

Darned if I can find it though.

He's in here somewhere PP.

[Pixel Pusher]

Adenauer said:

Pixel Pusher said:

I'm sure there's a joke in there about a little prick somewhere.

Darned if I can find it though.

Look harder, it's probably hiding behind one of your pubes

I haven't seen anything down there for 20 years squire. It's all hidden under my belly.

[KaraK]

Adenauer said:

Mayonnaise and ketchup on your chips at the same time.

Anything else is like straightening out a paperclip, covering it in superglue, and then sliding it up your own japseye.

Mayo + ketchup = good
Mayo + BBQ sauce = better
Mayo + Proper(*) gravy =



(*) by "proper" I of course mean "thick enough to walk on"

[Adenauer]

Mayo and proper gravy, hmmm...

My wife and kids nearly boke when they see me after a roast dinner, layering butter onto a slice of bread and mopping up the gravy with it.

They'd probably pass out if I squirted a load of mayonnaise onto it.

[DickyC]

Adenauer said:

HerrNipps said:

I am presently based in Great Britain but I am from a town named Bramsche.

That is VERY interesting, I currently go to Bramsche for the day once a week to see a very famous acupuncturist.

You have 5 minutes to Google his name and tell me what it is.

HerrNeedles?