Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Fishtigua]

I have never felt the need to take a phone into the bog. Putting your fingers all over the screen and then sticking it in yer ear and gob.

Most unpleasent.

[Chim]

Fishtigua said:

I have never felt the need to take a phone into the bog. Putting your fingers all over the screen and then sticking it in yer ear and gob.

Most unpleasent.

Thats ok then, it was my laptop.

Then again I tend to wipe my arse after I have had a poo

[DickyC]

[DickyC]

zep said yesterday I looked a deposed dictator.

Being a method actor I first have to become a dictator.

[pad58]

Morning, morning, motor people, taken two parrotseatthemall this morning after working a 12 hr shift on the boat l'm a little achey .
Not getting any younger, don't yer know.

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

Anyone seen the Mind Bleach?

Better get some more,I'm sitting here naked.

Lots to do today.

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

Better get some more, I'm sitting here naked.

[pad58]

iva cosworth said:

DickyC said:

Anyone seen the Mind Bleach?

Better get some more,I'm sitting here naked.

Lots to do today.

Are you doing lots of naked today or maybe just COMMANDO?

[Fishtigua]

'Ere, mister, why doesn't my hydraulic trim pump work?

[FailHere]

DickyC said:

zep said yesterday I looked a deposed dictator.

Being a method actor I first have to become a dictator.

Finding someone who can take shorthand these days may be difficult, have you thought of using a dictaphone?

[SWTH]

Or even a Dickyphone?

[iva cosworth]

I've put clothes on.

I've turned out the garage looking for my Autoglym Bug/tar remover,still not found it.

I stuck my 2015 Midnattsol Rallyt sticker with the 2014 version onto the car.

Now it's too hot to work outside.

[iva cosworth]

Apparently 75 or 76 Escort RS Cosworths turned up at Cosworth yesterday.

That's quite a thing for 20yo cars.

Looks like I've missed the greatest Cosworth event EVER.

Not sure the forum could ever top it.

Even the CEO was there and took a lot of time out to get involved.

[pad58]

iva cosworth said:

Apparently 75 or 76 Escort RS Cosworths turned up

Even the CEO was there and took a lot of time out to get involved.

Was it a speechal 'lets all go commando 'day?

[iva cosworth]

Commando is just wrong,some bits need containing.

I own many pairs of undies to NEVER run out.

I left behind 2 pairs on my hols in Sweden, which were worn out.

[PoleDriver]

FailHere said:

Finding someone who can take shorthand these days may be difficult, have you thought of using a dictaphone?

<stock reply #197>
"No, I usually use my finger!"

[iva cosworth]

Still








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TKP.

[DickyC]

You are Barry Scott AICMFP

[iva cosworth]

No,in my house it's more.....BANG and the dirt is mostly still there.

Try try again and after much elbow grease has been used the dirt is sometimes gone.

I have shares in the world leading Elbow grease supplier.

[DickyC]

Going to the Tower of London tomorrow to see my nephew. He's been locked up for treason again a medieval knight and is in a jousting tournament. I'll let you know if he survives.