Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

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DickyC

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49,539 posts

197 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Impasse said:
14 cases. whistle
There's a marked card right there.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Morning, IBDC isn't hard at the mo. Been awake since 4.30 and already full of tea.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Impasse said:
14 cases. whistle
12 cases hic.....drunk

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,539 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Fishtigua said:
Morning, IBDC isn't hard at the mo. Been awake since 4.30 and already full of tea.
Yes, sorry, off work with a bad case of nojobitis.

And being a lazy good-for-nothing, of course. You have to know what your strengths are.

McAndy

12,336 posts

176 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Marnin'. Drove in The Whiff's car today. Even more gutless than my Mondeo! frown

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Morning, not a nice one.
Wife has boiled some spuds this morning to go on the cottage PIE for tonights tea.
Which is nice.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Bonjour!

Just had a bacon roll with loads of bacon in it!

I don't normally eat in the morning so it was an absolute treat!

Work now, :-(

DickyC

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49,539 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Work.





Oh, yeah! I remember.

Studio117

4,250 posts

190 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Waiting in lovely SW8

DickyC

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49,539 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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TT Revelation of the Day

Contrary to popular opinion I do not wear tartan slippers, I prefer leather slippers. Last Christmas my younger step daughter bought me a very nice pair of leather slippers which, when I opened my present, turned out to be half a size too big. I've been size nine for decades so, not wishing to make a fuss, I put them on immediately to start the lengthy process of breaking them in. Some hours later there was much shrieking and caterwauling as present giver and her mother suddenly observed I was wearing them. Somehow in the hubbub of present giving my gratitude had been lost and the whole opening, putting on and wearing of the slippers had escaped noticed. They were apparently bought as the only ones available and were to be taken back after Christmas and exchanged for a pair the correct size. I was, needless to say, a dunderhead for not realising this. Had I consumed less alcohol at the time of present opening I may have been able to devise such a scheme for myself. But I didn't. "Don't worry," I said breezily, "I'll just pop in a pair of insoles and they'll be fine."

The insoles have not been a success however. It is now August. Having used the printed outlines to cut out the required size and inserted the now trimmed insoles into my slippers I was disappointed to discover that they were hot, they stuck to my feet and tended to be withdrawn with my feet as I took my slippers off. They also looked untidy with the smaller feet outlines printed on them were clearly visible.

Today, in a moment of crystal clear insight, I took the offending insoles out, turned them over and returned each to the other slipper.

Bliss.

And so easily attained when you know how.

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Morning good people of TT, apologies for my absence. tongue out

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Noted....irked

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Well, goes to show, there are always surprises in life.

I had always rather assumed Riccardo knew his way around an insole intimately.


Mr Roper

12,985 posts

193 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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So happy to be back in the office after 2 amazing weeks away. Woop!!!

bouncebounce















kill me


iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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shoot

Man down.

Still waiting !


DickyC

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49,539 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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IIJM or is Simon Cowell looking more and more like Max Headroom?

pad58

12,543 posts

180 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Ham and cheese toasties for breakfast methinks.

DickyC

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49,539 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Selfridges have opened their Christmas shop.

There should be a law.

Mr Roper

12,985 posts

193 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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DickyC said:
Selfridges have opened their Christmas shop.

There should be a law.
A newly opened restaurant have been advertising their Christmas bookings.

I laugh at them.

Like this.


Hahahaha.




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