Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)
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Fishtigua said:
Quote it and copy and paste the linkipoos from the quote page. The 
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Horlicks it.
Hugo a Gogo said:
Adenauer said:
Did you lot not notice 'why' I posted that particular picture? 
the spray painted boobies?Still, it's a slight improvement on the 'Tanja has meaty beef flaps' Graffiti that they covered up.
My search for a new career has brought up jobs on't tinterbox for which I am even less well suited than the ones being suggested when I was in work.
Casual Lifeguard came up this morning.
Casual Lifeguard, FFS. If I was in trouble in a swimming pool I would want a lifeguard who was brimming with enthusiasm not fking casual.
"Oh, yeah, you're drowning, right? Well, look, I'll see if I have a slot when I've finished my latte."
Casual Lifeguard came up this morning.
Casual Lifeguard, FFS. If I was in trouble in a swimming pool I would want a lifeguard who was brimming with enthusiasm not f
king casual."Oh, yeah, you're drowning, right? Well, look, I'll see if I have a slot when I've finished my latte."
Adenauer said:
Still, it's a slight improvement on the 'Tanja has meaty beef flaps' Graffiti that they covered up.
The first time I heard that expression I thought it was the funniest vulgar thing I'd ever heard. On a site job there was a lovely scouse guy with a sense of humour that could jar a bit. We had an absolutely gorgeous Latvian cleaner who did the huts with us all in situ. She was twenty two or twenty three and shapely and sweet natured. Mmmmm. Honestly, you'd have sold your house. It was a good job her English wasn't too hot but I think she got the idea most of us would have enjoyed an evening or two in her company. On one occasion the scouse lad waited for her to leave followed by umpteen pairs of eyes and said quietly, "She's got beef curtains like the rag man's trumpet." I laughed so much I thought I was going to have a seizure.DickyC said:
The first time I heard that expression I thought it was the funniest vulgar thing I'd ever heard. On a site job there was a lovely scouse guy with a sense of humour that could jar a bit. We had an absolutely gorgeous Latvian cleaner who did the huts with us all in situ. She was twenty two or twenty three and shapely and sweet natured. Mmmmm. Honestly, you'd have sold your house. It was a good job her English wasn't too hot but I think she got the idea most of us would have enjoyed an evening or two in her company. On one occasion the scouse lad waited for her to leave followed by umpteen pairs of eyes and said quietly, "She's got beef curtains like the rag man's trumpet." I laughed so much I thought I was going to have a seizure.
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