Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Adenauer]

DickyC said:

The first time I heard that expression I thought it was the funniest vulgar thing I'd ever heard. On a site job there was a lovely scouse guy with a sense of humour that could jar a bit. We had an absolutely gorgeous Latvian cleaner who did the huts with us all in situ. She was twenty two or twenty three and shapely and sweet natured. Mmmmm. Honestly, you'd have sold your house. It was a good job her English wasn't too hot but I think she got the idea most of us would have enjoyed an evening or two in her company. On one occasion the scouse lad waited for her to leave followed by umpteen pairs of eyes and said quietly, "She's got beef curtains like the rag man's trumpet." I laughed so much I thought I was going to have a seizure.

Delightful

[Adenauer]

Pixel Pusher said:

Adenauer said:

Here's one PP made earlier

Blimey, how old is that?

Couple of years, maybe?

You did it when my ring was starting to deteriorate and was filling up with foreign bodies.

[Pixel Pusher]

Adenauer said:

Couple of years, maybe?

That might be worth something in a thousand years.

Maybe.

[SWTH]

Afternoon all.

Cornwall is wet.

That is all.

[iva cosworth]

Hello.

Raining again.

Outside Renault on A40

Any questions ?

[Pixel Pusher]

iva cosworth said:

Hello.

Raining again.

Outside Renault on A40

Any questions ?

Any nice Astons over the road?

[anonymous-user]

I know this isn't the place to ask. I know this.

But.

After Mr Tigua et al's perfectly brilliant quick answer re scuba the others day, may I have one more quicky please? (I don't think it's worth starting a thread for) Then I swear I'll shut up about it...

PADI or SSI? Standard open water certificate...

Thanks. And sorry. Really. Sorry.

[Fishtigua]

All my qualies are from PADI and have not tried others. Our PADI Instructor Instructor was ex-Navy and BSAC as well as PADI.

It's a bit like saying which is better, RAC or the AA?

Just find a good school with decent equipment. You really don't want a failure when out in the deep.

[Adenauer]

That's twice OpulentBob has just strolled in here and broken stuff, I think we either need to keep him or kill him.

Shall we have a vote?

[ali_kat]

Oh, its worth starting a thread for it

Sorry Fishy, your answer is very good, but I do so the way that those threads go

You see, we have some exceedinly knoewledgeable, experienced, professional divers here And some that think they are

[anonymous-user]

Thanks Fish, where I'm going offers both and doesn't push a preference so I'll stick with the cheaper one I guess.

Adenauer, I'm really sorry. I do read this thread if it helps. I just get a bit lost when DickyC starts going away with the faeries and can't keep up...

[iva cosworth]

Pixel Pusher said:

Any nice Astons over the road?

Wasn't opposite that....




Pic wouldn't upload earlier.

[Adenauer]

OpulentBob said:

Thanks Fish, where I'm going offers both and doesn't push a preference so I'll stick with the cheaper one I guess.

Adenauer, I'm really sorry. I do read this thread if it helps. I just get a bit lost when DickyC starts going away with the faeries and can't keep up...

We all know that you read it, we can smell you.

[anonymous-user]

Adenauer said:

OpulentBob said:

Thanks Fish, where I'm going offers both and doesn't push a preference so I'll stick with the cheaper one I guess.

Adenauer, I'm really sorry. I do read this thread if it helps. I just get a bit lost when DickyC starts going away with the faeries and can't keep up...

We all know that you read it, we can smell you.

Thread started in holidays section... Let's see what it throws up!

[iva cosworth]

OpulentBob said:

it throws up!

....or.....

[pad58]

Got all the bits and Bobs for the wife's Focus ready to service it although opted out for the fuel filter, maybe change that next time.

The Quattros turn next week.

[Timmy40]

I have purchased a bow and arrow. Move over Erol Flynn there's a new Robin Hood in town!

[McAndy]

Timmy40 said:

I have purchased a bow and arrow. Move over Erol Flynn there's a new Robin Hood in town!

Going after the Sheriff of Not'imagain?

[anonymous-user]

Timmy40 said:

I have purchased a bow and arrow. Move over Erol Flynn there's a new Robin Hood in town!

Just one arrow?! A friend bought a bow. After about an hour firing down the garden, we had lost ten arrows. (We should have had the target closer to start with but got keen and were doing the whole parabolic aim thing. I couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo though, so it's not really surprising...

[Timmy40]

OpulentBob said:

Timmy40 said:

I have purchased a bow and arrow. Move over Erol Flynn there's a new Robin Hood in town!

Just one arrow?! A friend bought a bow. After about an hour firing down the garden, we had lost ten arrows. (We should have had the target closer to start with but got keen and were doing the whole parabolic aim thing. I couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo though, so it's not really surprising...

No I've got 6, at present. Thanks for the tip though ( no pun intended ) was thinking of using a big bale as target practice initially. Come the zombie holocaust I will be prepared!