Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

Hilarity recommencement.

[EvoDelta]

Morning.

Not much hilarity over here, just idiot drivers. I despair at the standard of driving lately.

[Mr Roper]

Yaaaaaaawn.

Morning.

[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

Yaaaaaaawn.

Morning.

How's the head?

[Adenauer]

Morning.

My mother in law hates rain, really hates it.

It's been really hot and sunny over here for the last week or so, it's absolutely pissing it down today, guess who I collecting from the airport this afternoon?

[Mr Roper]

The head is grand, thanks. In fact I didn't suffer at all over over the weekend.


However, it was a very long drive home. 7 stting hours of traffic.

[Fishtigua]

"Hello, this your internet maintenance company with your report".

"No it isn't".

"But I have important data for you".

"Can you see this finger? There isn't any lube".

[McAndy]

Fishtigua said:

"Hello, this your internet maintenance company with your report".

"No it isn't".

"But I have important data for you".

"Can you see this finger? There isn't any lube".

[Fishtigua]

I'm thinking of ordering a couple of bottles of Beaujolais Nouveau.

Ooh, that's nice luv. What vintage?

Bless her heart.

[DickyC]

Barman: Can I get you anything, Sir?

Del: I'll have a bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau.

Barman: Yes, Sir.

Del: A '79.


Del Boy the Yuppy.

[Impasse]

This message has been brought to you courtesy of the free South West Trains WiFi.

I can't vouch for any other contributions to this thread though.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Great weekend!

The best non-fest fest yet!

I'm looking forward to the next actual fest fest.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Great weekend!

The best non-fest fest yet!

I'm looking forward to the next actual fest fest.

Chunky Monkey ditches trademark fest in 'makeover' as he prepares for power

Veteran TTer prepares to become leader by smartening up his blah blah blah

[Adenauer]

Right, I'm off to collect the MIL from the airport, seeya on Monday, keep it real clean.

[Fishtigua]

Did you know that 246 pages of Japanese turbo diesel workshop manuals can be slightly dull?

[DickyC]

Ah, yes, the genesis of the "Did you know...?" thread. We were there.

[BarbaricAvatar]

I have just Custard Creams in my biscuit tin. I don't miss the others in the slightest.

[DickyC]

Custard Creams are the main reason I persevered with being a Blood Donor.

"Thank you Mr Alucard, have a little lie down and then make your way over for a cup of tea and some biscuits."

I don't think you will be able to grasp the sense of disappointment I felt if there were no Custard Creams.

[iva cosworth]

Bourbons FTW.

Any choc cake leftover ?.....

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

Bourbons FTW.

Any choc cake leftover ?.....

Yes. Mainly because we haven't owned up to its existence. As soon as we say we have given it life, it will die.

:feedingfrenzy: