Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[hidetheelephants]

Iva Barchetta said:

Can't fool me....that mallet is tiny because it's close to the camera and that bloke is a midget....HA....

That only works if he's got a tiny hand like Jeremy Beadle. Cows, those are near etc.

[Justayellowbadge]

Dear God.

Bunch of low rent wide boys in the bar I've just popped into in Wimbledon.

They have corporate hospitality for Twickers but have decided they can't be bothered, because Jaeger bombs.

Onanists, to a man.

[l354uge]

Best mate from back home just called...

Hes going to be dad.

This adulthood stuff is really starting to sink in now...

[hidetheelephants]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dear God.

Bunch of low rent wide boys in the bar I've just popped into in Wimbledon.

They have corporate hospitality for Twickers but have decided they can't be bothered, because Jaeger bombs.

Onanists, to a man.

Establish which self-abuser has the tickets and mug him in the lavvy; win.

[SWTH]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dear God.

Bunch of low wide rent boys in the bar I've just popped into in Wimbledon.

They have corporate hospitality for Twickers but have decided they can't be bothered, because Jaeger bombs.

Onanists, to a man.

To be fair, at least they've had the decency to not inflict themselves upon the Twickenham stewards...

[Iva Barchetta]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dear God.

Bunch of low rent wide boys in the bar I've just popped into in Wimbledon.

They have corporate hospitality for Twickers but have decided they can't be bothered, because Jaeger bombs.

Onanists, to a man.

Is that a plead to the big man upstairs ?

[hidetheelephants]

This Big Man? I don't think he lives in the sky, he's more of a Gorbals man.

[Iva Barchetta]

Is there anything worth watching tonight ?....like some sports type thing ?......

I don't like Tess Daly's dress.

Kirsty Gallagher is fit,at 39.

That is all ....for now.

[WD39]

Jimmy Recard said:

Cary Grant had one

I'm sure that Archie Leach had several.

[Otter Smacker]

hidetheelephants said:

What's shameful about it, other than its obvious comedy girth?

It's only reseverved for those not wearing their full PPE (Safety Glasses/Boots/Apron). It does look incredibly daft as the offender puffs and pants slogging it for 5mins (normally give up just after 1min) just from the sheer weight.

In 3 weeks I've seen one person get caught out. After about 30secs in you can see the burning take hold and the sweat from the brow beginning to form

[DickyC]

Random Stuff - week ending 2 September 2015

[Iva Barchetta]

DickyC said:

Random Stuff - week ending 2 September 2015

Have the clocks changed....it's October.

[DickyC]

You knew what I meant. This is good.

[FailHere]

Jimmy Recard said:

Iva Barchetta said:

If they played a team with dark blue kit it might confuse the black n white telly users,assuming there are any left.

In order to watch a black and white TV now, you'd have to buy a digital tuner and connect it.

I'd imagine that anyone with the wherewithal and resources to do that has probably moved on!

Did you mean me? It took me ages to find a digi-box that had a co-axial output, which was required as my black and white sets are pre-scart. Of course, once I had made sure it was possible to watch them if I ever wanted to I never have.

[hidetheelephants]

I could do with a little tug.[fnarr]

[ChemicalChaos]

Spent today driving a traction engine around Saffron Walden

I think I might hit up Duxford air museum tomorrow before I go home, anyone fancy coming?

[Iva Barchetta]

Comment wasn't aimed at anyone specific SWTH...

That's not your only telly surely ?

Cool retro look though...

[michael243]

I went to London today and seen one my fav cars ever...

The Aston Martin DB5!

[hidetheelephants]

Silver Birch/Black hide/wires are a bit cliché; a bit like painting your Dodge Charger orange and welding up the doors.
/snob

Who has a blue rope across their drive?

[Fishtigua]

I used to see that one at the AM/Lagonda Owners meet at the Loton Park hillclimb.