Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Fishtigua]

Sub-editor?

Should there be a Lotus in the mix?

[pad58]

Morning , sneezing for the world cup this morning, must be in for a cold.

[DickyC]

During a gastric calamity in the gents in the Toyota dealer in Basingstoke, someone tries the door. Tries it again. Rattles the handle. Pushes and pulls the door several times with the door handle up and the door handle down. Pauses. Tries it again. Repeats the whole exercise.

"Won't be long," I call.
"Oh, sorry. Didn't know it was locked."

[Fishtigua]

In my last shipyard, there were 3 stalls for the runners and riders to use. Don't know why, but I always took the middle one. The doors swung back naturally to the open position. On the rare occassion I used the facilities, some knob-jockey would always try to push into the only one occupied. Y'know, the one with the little red sign that said 'Occupied'.

Why?

[Fishtigua]

Ah! Just thought. Guernseymen and Occupation, not a good mix.

[Adenauer]

3 hours sleep last night, glorious.

[KaraK]

Adenauer said:

3 hours sleep last night, glorious.

Running on about the same... don't feel too bad right now but I expect I'll be dying a death by 3pm! Damn I hate getting old

[Adenauer]

It's the changing weather according to lots of German knowitalls, KaraK. If you ask me it had more to do with a bloody annoying mosquito, my inability to 'switch off', and my wife going batst mental during a nightmare.

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

It's the changing weather according to ALL OLD PEOPLE, KaraK. If you ask me it had more to do with a bloody annoying mosquito, my inability to 'switch off', and my wife going batst mental during a nightmare.

Efa

[EvoDelta]

Adenauer said:

3 hours sleep last night, glorious.

Same here. There must be something in the air.

[Fishtigua]

Yet anonther bloody award. I think we're getting to be too nice.

[KaraK]

Adenauer said:

It's the changing weather according to lots of German knowitalls, KaraK. If you ask me it had more to do with a bloody annoying mosquito, my inability to 'switch off', and my wife going batst mental during a nightmare.

For me it had more to do with working until late and getting up at 5 to do more

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

During a gastric calamity in the gents in the Toyota dealer in Basingstoke, someone tries the door. Tries it again. Rattles the handle. Pushes and pulls the door several times with the door handle up and the door handle down. Pauses. Tries it again. Repeats the whole exercise.

"Won't be long," I call.
"Oh, sorry. Didn't know it was locked."

Some people have a gift, it's a shame that the gift is all too often spirit-crushing stupidity. Or perhaps the doorlock locks itself on a regular basis and can then be unlocked by repeatedly trying the handle. Perhaps.

[Mr Roper]

My dog eats raisins.

[Pixel Pusher]

Mr Roper said:

My dog eats raisins.

How does he smell?

[Mr Roper]

No eye deer.

[Fishtigua]

Pixel Pusher said:

Mr Roper said:

My dog eats raisins.

How does he smell?

Just rosé.

[Spiffing]

I need to stop looking at dog rescue sites, have just fallen in love with a scruffy collie x Bishon? x poodle? Puppy when I'm in no place to get another one

[Mr Roper]

Spiffing said:

I need to stop looking at dog rescue sites, have just fallen in love with a scruffy collie x Bishon? x poodle? Puppy when I'm in no place to get another one

I do that...but with cars and women.

[Pixel Pusher]

Collie Bison Poodle?

That's a Coboodle.