Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Mr Roper]

That's the whole kit, PP.

[Pixel Pusher]

Hmmm...needs lasers mate.

[Mr Roper]

Then it will be the whole kit and caboodle.





Second time's a charm

[SWTH]

Quite a TKP spill going on here in the Towers.

Most inconvenient.

[Iva Barchetta]

It would help if the flounce phone wasn't in full swing...

[Impasse]

Q: What's a CockaCoboodle do?
A: An awful shrieking noise at about 4:30am.

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm going out.

Send out a search possee if I'm not back in an hour.

[Fishtigua]

Impasse said:

Q: What's a CockaCoboodle do?
A: An awful shrieking noise at about 4:30am.

See, if you'd taught the children well and bought a gun dog.

You could have shot the fker.

I am of course, joking. Been a puppy daddy for bloody years

[DickyC]

Pixel Pusher said:

Collie Bison Poodle?

That's a Coboodle.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm back safely.

You can call off the sniffer dogs.

Well,Battert's killer labradoodle....

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Buffalo all decend from a single bloodline, that of the mythical Bill; they thrive on the playing fields of the NFL, chasing funny shaped balls while wearing body armour. Bison all live miserable lives on federal reserves, their dignity and culture taken from them by ignoramuses who can't differentiate between them and buffalo, their only solace coming from the bottle and the needle.

[Fishtigua]

The Bison was a good seller.

[DickyC]

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

[ApOrbital]

Iva the dogs are in the kennel behind the tower.

[SpeedMattersNot]

I start a part-time teaching assistant job tomorrow. Quite scared.

In other news, my dad is still in his back brace, but off pain killers and is making progress.

[Iva Barchetta]

ApOrbital said:

Iva the dogs are in the kennel behind the tower.

Who let the dogs out ? Who? Who ? Who? Who ?....ruff.

[DickyC]

SpeedMattersNot said:

I start a part-time teaching assistant job tomorrow. Quite scared.

In other news, my dad is still in his back brace, but off pain killers and is making progress.

That's a broad spectrum of concerns there, SMN. Hope it all goes okay.

[Impasse]

I'm impressed/surprised that a PH member has been given the appropriate clearance for working with kids.

[Fishtigua]

SpeedMattersNot said:

In other news, my dad is still in his back brace, but off pain killers and is making progress.

Good to see you again SMN, been a while.

Best of luck with the newie, always gives a bit of an extra bubble being somewhere new. Chin chin.

As to Dad's back, there are one or two old farts here who could help. If you are worried in any way, feel free to PM any one of the crumblies, we've all got a bit of previous.

[SWTH]

Morning all