Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

The job of the planners at work is to provide drop offs and pick ups as close together as possible to ensure smooth progress for the drivers and therefore the business. On Monday I dropped off in Exeter in Devon and picked up in Bodmin in Cornwall. Today I drop off in Bracknell in Berkshire and pick up in Purfleet on the Thames Estuary. I'm not saying I could do any better but that's their job.

[Fishtigua]

Well give them their due, SE England is a quite small catchment call.

[Spiffing]

Pixel Pusher said:

Collie Bison Poodle?

That's a Coboodle.

Ha! That is brilliant, the actual pup looks a lot cuter though.

[Adenauer]

Happy looking dog.

Morning.

[KaraK]

Morning all.... slightly more sleep last night, still a bit bog-eyed though!

[pad58]

Morning, the cooker engineer has not turned up when he said.
we have a broken grill on a year old cooker see.

[Mr Roper]

Ahhhhh, I see.

You have found a new woman, she's poorly and you're waiting for a house visit from the doctor.

[Iva Barchetta]

Strife,hassle,one thing after another with this job !......

[Fishtigua]

Has anyone seen them?

I've been right through the plastic box knicked off the back of the milk float.

The 2004 minutes of the meeting must be in here somewhere.

[Adenauer]

Fishtigua said:

Has anyone seen them?

I've been right through the plastic box knicked off the back of the milk float.

The 2004 minutes of the meeting must be in here somewhere.

Don't ask me, last time I looked for them I gave up after just over 33 hours!

[ambuletz]

Decided to answer the door to someone who had been knocking once every week for a few weeks now. They wanted to know if anyone in the house spoke lithuanian. How strange.

[KaraK]

ambuletz said:

Decided to answer the door to someone who had been knocking once every week for a few weeks now. They wanted to know if anyone in the house spoke lithuanian. How strange.

i sveikata

That would be only Lituanian that I know... a memento of a night doing vodka shots with a fireman with a Lituanian wife a few years back

[DickyC]

You'll never guess but I saw Father Christmas yesterday. He was on the M25 driving a shagged Focus and wearing an orange woolly hat but it was definitely him.

[Fishtigua]

An old man with a grey beard, you say?

Wondering the land, looking for somewhere to rest his head?

Called wing mirrors, Reesh.

[Pixel Pusher]

I thought Santy drove an old Volvo?

[soad]

Had a vegetarian lasagne for lunch.

[soad]

ambuletz said:

Decided to answer the door to someone who had been knocking once every week for a few weeks now. They wanted to know if anyone in the house spoke lithuanian. How strange.

Debt collector?

[Pixel Pusher]

soad said:

Had a vegetarian lasagne for lunch.

I had a vegetarian Moussaka. Very nice it was too.

[Mr Roper]

I had a handful of mixed nuts and a bucket of coffee.

[leglessAlex]

I had a Greek salad. Ok, so feta isn't the most diety food out there but it sure is delicious.