Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Impasse]

DC, text him my number instead. It's about time someone else received all those specialist photos.

[DickyC]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dicky, can you text me your number, I've changed phone and lost most contacts.

Okay, but only if you kept your number. I'd feel such a fool texting my particulars into thin air.

[DickyC]

Impasse said:

DC, text him my number instead. It's about time someone else received all those specialist photos.

If only. The truth is lamentably dull.

[Impasse]

4291

[DickyC]

The Flying Scotsman?

[DickyC]

No, that was 4472.

[Impasse]

[Justayellowbadge]

Is that Ronnie Pickering?

[Impasse]

From here I'm not completely sure. Actually I'm not convinced that picture is even in focus. Or perhaps I've had too many wine gums.

[ambuletz]

soad said:

ambuletz said:

Decided to answer the door to someone who had been knocking once every week for a few weeks now. They wanted to know if anyone in the house spoke lithuanian. How strange.

Debt collector?

Nope, they were young, one lad and one girl (she was pretty hot), couldn't have been much younger than me. maybe 20yrs old? Both in suits and spoke acceptable english.

[DickyC]

Once more unto the breach!

[EvoDelta]

It's a bit chilly here for the beach.

[Adenauer]

Morning all, I feel amazing!

[Mr Roper]

Enema? Bit of coke? Gay?

[Adenauer]

No reason, just happy with life and realising how fking awesome I am.

[Mr Roper]

I see.

You also had a bit of nookie this morning.

Feeling pretty good myself.

[Adenauer]

No nookie, just full of the joys of spring autumn.

Can't you tell?

[Mr Roper]

It's ok. I've lost interest.

[Adenauer]

What?

[Mr Roper]

My dog has guffed....it's fking vile and nobody in the office has smelt it yet.



I'm going for a smoke.