Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)
Discussion
Poetry slam! TTers rhyme it out! Here's one from Ogden Nash.
The Sniffle
In spite of her sniffle,
Isabel's chiffle.
Some girls with a sniffle
Would be weepy and tiffle;
They would look awful,
Like a rained-on waffle,
But Isabel's chiffle
In spite of her sniffle.
Her nose is more red
With a cold in her head,
But then, to be sure,
Her eyes are bluer.
Some girls with a snuffle,
Their tempers are uffle,
But when Isabel's snivelly
She's snivelly civilly,
And when she is snuffly
She's perfectly luffly.
The Sniffle
In spite of her sniffle,
Isabel's chiffle.
Some girls with a sniffle
Would be weepy and tiffle;
They would look awful,
Like a rained-on waffle,
But Isabel's chiffle
In spite of her sniffle.
Her nose is more red
With a cold in her head,
But then, to be sure,
Her eyes are bluer.
Some girls with a snuffle,
Their tempers are uffle,
But when Isabel's snivelly
She's snivelly civilly,
And when she is snuffly
She's perfectly luffly.
Iva Barchetta said:
There was a bloke from Newbury
He was known to most as DickyC
He's into his trivia
His wife's name is Olivia
But it might not be.
A prolific wordsmith called ivaHe was known to most as DickyC
He's into his trivia
His wife's name is Olivia
But it might not be.
To whom I owe five pounds
Confused the name of my wife
With that of my youngest son's girlfriend
And made poetry grind to a halt
KaraK said:
This week can f
k the fk off.
Sodding shoulder is killing me - kept me awake till about midnight and then woke me back up again at 3 for the next round. Can barely move my arm and have limited use of my right hand. Why the fk am I in work again? 
Is it your shoulder or is it coming from your neck?k the fk off.Sodding shoulder is killing me - kept me awake till about midnight and then woke me back up again at 3 for the next round. Can barely move my arm and have limited use of my right hand. Why the f
k am I in work again? IF it is coming from your neck then the drug I am on, Gabapentin is f
king marvellous, until I started on it I was in such pain, I didnt sleep for a week, and I had almost no use of my arm at all.In other news I had my pre op assessment this morning, apart from slightly high blood pressure and the sleep apnoea I am fine!
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