Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

There's good news and bad news. I found Humphrey Bogart; he was in the garage. But I still haven't found Jim Clark. I think I've put him somewhere safe, I just haven't got a clue where.


Tune in next week for another thrilling episode of What Did Dicky Do With That?

[soad]

2 random Friend Requests. The wonders of facebork.
One has unbelievable curves though...likely to unfriend me?

[GOG440]

soad said:

2 random Friend Requests. The wonders of facebork.
One has unbelievable curves though...likely to unfriend me?

Friend her and have a good look at the photos?

[Iva Barchetta]

What's the worst that could happen ?

I've used that twice today now.....ooh interesting.

[Impasse]

I need an implement with sharp blades and an almost pincer like action to remove my new scissors from their blister pack.

[GOG440]

Impasse said:

I need an implement with sharp blades and an almost pincer like action to remove my new scissors from their blister pack.

Ah the old need the scissors to get the scissors out routine

[Impasse]

GOG440 said:

Ah the old need the scissors to get the scissors out routine

I have a solution. Awesome blowtorch thing is awesome:

[soad]

Use a scalpel.

[Iva Barchetta]

TT's health n safety officer is not working tonight so be careful with sharp implements all members.

[Impasse]

I don't intend to use it on my member.

[GOG440]

Impasse said:

I don't intend to use it on my member.

No more diy prince alberts please, it took bloody ages to mop up all the blood last time

[Iva Barchetta]

I was born in Southend
some people think I'm round the bend
in actual fact
all my faculties are intact
And now I live in Send......[that's not true but Banstead doesn't rhyme.


moore limerick fun tomorrow

unless people tell me to stop.

[Iva Barchetta]

I'm watching the Brno 12 hours.

It's very dark.

[Iva Barchetta]

"The all new Renault Kadjar".....pronounced K'jar.....according to the ad I just saw.

Almost as silly as Qashqai what it's based on.

[ChemicalChaos]

TIL that a 4 wheel drive BMW on 255 section tyres on dry tarmac will still do a small powerslide if you boot it hard out of a junction to go for a traffic gap.
Some slight puckering might have occurred

[DickyC]

I don't know where the time goes.

[Impasse]

It's with my old scissors.

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

I don't know where the time goes.

Along with parsley, rosemary and sage?

I preferred the Sound of Silence myself.

[DickyC]

Toast or cereal?

If I'm honest, the Full English is a rarity round here.

[pad58]

DickyC said:

Toast or cereal?

If I'm honest, the Full English is a rarity round here.

Morning, funny you mentioned "Full English " ,I'm looking forward to mine this morning. ...and by the by using my new fish slice.