Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[Iva Barchetta]

Impasse said:

Isn't the bonnet supposed to hinge the other way?

Correct,it wasn't a difficult quiz was it.

No SAAB till the 9000 of 1985 had a rear hinged bonnet.

It's trigjers broom handle BTW....

[soad]

Downed 9 bottles of Kronenbourg and still can't get pished. I need something stronger (spirits)!

Bleeding duck legs took 90 minutes to cook, ridiculous. Who has the fking time?

Off to college in the morning. Will be sure to eye up lush darlings (half my age) until they blush/look away.
Lovely (shapely) tight female forms.

[michael243]

Does anybody know HTML..?

[soad]

michael243 said:

Does anybody know HTML..?

I've learned the basics in 2002. Hyper text markup language, right? Piss easy, tbh.

Wish the same could be said for Pascal, Visual Basic and C++...

[michael243]

soad said:

I've learned the basics in 2002. Hyper text markup language, right? Piss easy, tbh.

Wish the same could be said for Pascal, Visual Basic and C++...

Wish I'd learnt some form of the languages as now I have a little problem trying to make a "photo gallery" that shows as a small image on the webpage but when clicked on is much better.. I dont know how to explain it better but all I can find on the web is big images on the webpage that stay the same size when they are clicked on..

Any ideas..?

[pad58]

Morning people, the beard may come off today.

[Adenauer]

Morning, slackers.

We're going to the Weihnachtsmarkt in Monschau on Sunday, now that's a proper Christmas Market.

http://www.monschau-weihnachtsmarkt.de/

[soad]

pad58 said:

Morning people, the beard may come off today.

Don't do it.

Try a goatee.

And morning, y'all.

[Adenauer]

Hi x

Any good musicals or shows anyone would recommend seeing in London whilst I'm there in a few weeks?

Anyone?

[Iva Barchetta]

Adenauer said:

Morning, slackers.

We're going to the Weihnachtsmarkt in Monschau on Sunday, now that's a proper Christmas Market.

http://www.monschau-weihnachtsmarkt.de/

Monschau is on my scenic route to the Ring.

Motorway,Eupen,Monschau,Schleiden,Blankenheim.

[Iva Barchetta]

Jenson Button is on Moyles s' show on radio X.

Oh,just finishing.

When asked,he didn't know how many cars he owns....

[Adenauer]

Iva Barchetta said:

Monschau is on my scenic route to the Ring.

Motorway,Eupen,Monschau,Schleiden,Blankenheim.

Well you can forget the old tank road between Eupen and Monschau for a while, it was always bad, but it's now ten times worse.

I wrote off my old (then new) Escort RS Turbo on that road.

[Iva Barchetta]

Not sure it could get any worse.

Used to call that no man's land,not sure whose it is ,Belgium or Germany.

[Adenauer]

Iva Barchetta said:

Not sure it could get any worse.

Used to call that no man's land,not sure whose it is ,Belgium or Germany.

As soon as the bumps start, it's Belgium.

[Iva Barchetta]

Those pesky Flemmish....

[DickyC]

Career Development Tips

The Area Manager is in the McDonald's I tottered into for a coffee. He's speaking to all the staff in turn. While this was going on, behind the counter, Billy No Stars had a major meltdown and started shouting the odds at his colleagues. If it was intended to impress he misjudged his audience. No one took the blindest bit of notice and just carried on.

Pure theatre.

[Justayellowbadge]

Scott Weiland.

[KaraK]

michael243 said:

Does anybody know HTML..?

My front-end web skills are a little on the rusty side (and I was never that good at it to begin with if I'm honest) but I know a few good freelance guys if you were wanting someone for some work?

[Iva Barchetta]

Justayellowbadge said:

Scott Weiland.

Sorry,had to look him up ,didn't know who he was.

[Mr Roper]

My boy will see the C63 today for the first time. He's told me to park directly outside the school gates and blip the throttle so he can show off to his mates.





I'm going to take the battered van and rev the bks out of it.



That'll learn 'im.