Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[michael243]

Mr Roper said:

My boy will see the C63 today for the first time. He's told me to park directly outside the school gates and blip the throttle so he can show off to his mates.





I'm going to take the battered van and rev the bks out of it.



That'll learn 'im.

That's just mean

[michael243]

KaraK said:

My front-end web skills are a little on the rusty side (and I was never that good at it to begin with if I'm honest) but I know a few good freelance guys if you were wanting someone for some work?

Could you PM me the details..?

[hidetheelephants]

Battered van? Is this a northern thing? Are you getting a breaded TVR to go with it.

[Mr Roper]

michael243 said:

That's just mean

It's my duty as a father to embarrass my boy.



It's been that way since the dawn of time.

[Mr Roper]

hidetheelephants said:

Battered van? Is this a northern thing? Are you getting a breaded TVR to go with it.

b'dum tish!

[epom]

Justayellowbadge said:

Scott Weiland.

Terrible news.... don't take drugs kids, they might not kill you as you take them, but they will eventually catch up with you.

[michael243]

Mr Roper said:

It's my duty as a father to embarrass my boy.



It's been that way since the dawn of time.

[Iva Barchetta]

Deep fried Transit ?.....

Oh,we've moved on.....

[TheChampers]

TheChampers said:

First Christmas present received today; six bottles of Champers from an appreciative client

Posted this Wednesday, stolen from my garage the same night (I'd keft the key in the side door)

Considering what happened next, we got off very lightly

[Justayellowbadge]

TheChampers said:

Considering what happened next, we got off very lightly

Go on then..

[Mr Roper]

Just been out on a KTM E-Bike.

Cool bit of kit.

Edited by Mr Roper on Friday 4th December 14:00

Edited by Mr Roper on Friday 4th December 14:02

[TheChampers]

The intruder found a set of front door keys that were hidden in the garage and was prevented from entering the house by the effectiveness of the bolts which I draw shut every night.

Had to get all the locks downstairs changed yesterday; 'tis the season of the opportunistic scrotes I'm afraid.

[ali_kat]

Sorry mate

[TheChampers]

Thanks ali. The locks should have been upgraded years ago and this forced me to do something I should already have done.

The ladies of the house have been relatively unfazed by it; which is a relief.

Pd off about the Champers though

[Iva Barchetta]

In further theft news.

Found out this afternoon that this morning someone rifled around in one of the other trucks in our own yard.

Went through his bag and swiped the sat nav that was in the bag.

We have good quality cctv on this area,don't know if anything on it.

Door of lorry not locked,that'll learn him.

I always lock my truck even in our own yard because Croydon.

[EvoDelta]

TheChampers said:

The intruder found a set of front door keys that were hidden in the garage and was prevented from entering the house by the effectiveness of the bolts which I draw shut every night.

Had to get all the locks downstairs changed yesterday; 'tis the season of the opportunistic scrotes I'm afraid.

Little bds... Were you in the house at the time?

[TheChampers]

EvoDelta said:

Little bds... Were you in the house at the time?

We were all upstairs fast asleep. Princess Junior "thinks" she heard a noise at about 2 am. We have subsequently heard that the couple a few doors down had their side gate opened by being lifted up on its hinges and next door had the screws from their front door lock removed. All on the same night! Busy little bds

[fatboy18]

Been Jet washing a huge patio all day, cold and damp now so time for the Pub

[pad58]

Stuffed now after a big dinner.

I am now beardless ,the Mrs said it tickles.

[Willy Nilly]

I've seen two Ford Sierras today