More frivolous purchases, stuff you don't need..

More frivolous purchases, stuff you don't need..

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breamster

1,016 posts

181 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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RammyMP said:
I've got one too. Absolutely no need for one but it's useful to know my cat is 20 degrees.
Just ordered. It will go in the tin with my microusb boroscope and the lock pick set.

GC8

19,910 posts

191 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Had an IR thermometer for years - definitely not frivolous... biggrin

h0b0

7,627 posts

197 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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gazapc said:
pixelatedJH said:
A laser thermometer. No, I don't know why. What I do know, however, is the precise temperature of everything, living or otherwise, in line of sight of my chair...



https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01N7FGBFS
Purchased at 2105 this evening. Prime delivery is scheduled for tomorrow (monday). In fact ordered two, one as a present.
You old romantic. Someone is getting lucky tonight.

mister_ee

347 posts

183 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Top Banana said:
Sorry to burst your bubble but you wont be getting the precise temperature of anything...not unless you set the emmisivity (thats if you can set the emmisivity value with this actual device)

The problem with infra-red thermometers is that although all objects emmit IR they do so at different emmisivity values. These can be dramatically different and if you don't set an accurate emmisivity value for the material you are measuring then you can have errors as big as 30 degrees difference. I sell IR thermometers and thermal imaging cameras and am constantly explaining to potential customers that IR temperature measurement is a tricky subject with regards to accuracy.

Even with the emmisivity set accurately for the material to be measured and assuming you are exactly 90 degrees angle to the material surface, and also you know the spot measurement area of the optics then the best accuracy you can get will be around +/- 2 degrees centigrade..

That's your 5 minute lesson in basic IR thermometry over... smile
This is all true however if you have a four cylinder engine with a misfire it is a piece of piss to see which of the four downpipes is slightly cooler than the other three

Wish

1,276 posts

250 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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gazapc said:
gazapc said:
pixelatedJH said:
A laser thermometer. No, I don't know why. What I do know, however, is the precise temperature of everything, living or otherwise, in line of sight of my chair...



https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01N7FGBFS
Purchased at 2105 this evening. Prime delivery is scheduled for tomorrow (monday). In fact ordered two, one as a present.
Arrived at 1130 this morning. I can confirm the pet rabbits have an external temperature of 18.5 degrees. Great fun. Will be useful.
Mine arrived today as well. I'm happy to report the wife's arse was 4 degrees less than her right tit.

oobster

7,101 posts

212 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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biglaugh

g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Wish said:
Mine arrived today as well. I'm happy to report the wife's arse was 4 degrees less than her right tit.


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pixelatedJH

225 posts

114 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Top Banana said:
Sorry to burst your bubble but you wont be getting the precise temperature of anything...not unless you set the emmisivity (thats if you can set the emmisivity value with this actual device)

The problem with infra-red thermometers is that although all objects emmit IR they do so at different emmisivity values. These can be dramatically different and if you don't set an accurate emmisivity value for the material you are measuring then you can have errors as big as 30 degrees difference. I sell IR thermometers and thermal imaging cameras and am constantly explaining to potential customers that IR temperature measurement is a tricky subject with regards to accuracy.

Even with the emmisivity set accurately for the material to be measured and assuming you are exactly 90 degrees angle to the material surface, and also you know the spot measurement area of the optics then the best accuracy you can get will be around +/- 2 degrees centigrade..

That's your 5 minute lesson in basic IR thermometry over... smile
Interesting! You learn something every day. I shall have to frivolously purchase a different type of thermometer so I can investigate further biggrin

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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gothatway said:
poing said:
I really wish you hadn't posted the link - click link "ooh it's only £10", click one button purchase thingy, email confirmation 5 seconds later. I wonder if the delivery will arrive Monday since it's a holiday day?
I did exactly that at 9:45 yesterday evening, and it's just been delivered at noon today (Sunday). Got yours yet ?
Nope frown The joys of living rural Scotland! On the plus side I complained and got another month of Prime for free, that's now 8 months free for things not arriving smile

SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

167 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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I didn't really need another dinner set, but in a house full of Star Wars I felt it would be a rather fitting addition....


Chris Type R

8,038 posts

250 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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poing said:
Nope frown The joys of living rural Scotland! On the plus side I complained and got another month of Prime for free, that's now 8 months free for things not arriving smile
Unfair - I've never not had anything turn up.

55palfers

5,914 posts

165 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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g3org3y said:
Wish said:
Mine arrived today as well. I'm happy to report the wife's arse was 4 degrees less than her right tit.


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...and her left tit?

We need to know this stuff

epom

11,550 posts

162 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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Wish said:
gazapc said:
gazapc said:
pixelatedJH said:
A laser thermometer. No, I don't know why. What I do know, however, is the precise temperature of everything, living or otherwise, in line of sight of my chair...



https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01N7FGBFS
Purchased at 2105 this evening. Prime delivery is scheduled for tomorrow (monday). In fact ordered two, one as a present.
Arrived at 1130 this morning. I can confirm the pet rabbits have an external temperature of 18.5 degrees. Great fun. Will be useful.
Mine arrived today as well. I'm happy to report the wife's arse was 4 degrees less than her right tit.
No no no no no.... must not look.... no need whatsoever for this... No. No.

V12 Virgin

136 posts

87 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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Ended up going on a bit of a shopping rampage this weekend- New Hackett Blazer, suede shoes, Tommy Hilfiger Shorts, Bottega Wallet, new Ray Bans a stupidly loud Bose wireless sound system. Had to also buy the girlfriend a Kate Spade Bag -,-. Woops.

Pete-mojsh

355 posts

97 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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As a new father I don't spend money on myself any more, I did see a nice seiko divers watch in John Lewis on my lunch break that was a bargain at half price but instead I carried out my instructions and collected the sleepyhead grand for my daughter.

For those that don't know, a sleepyhead is a very expensive baby pillow for them to sleep in.

smn159

12,712 posts

218 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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epom said:
No no no no no.... must not look.... no need whatsoever for this... No. No.
Just ordered one, will be delivered tomorrow. Can anyone recommend the emmisivity value to allow me to accurately measure the temperature of a 5 year old yellow Labrador?

smn159

12,712 posts

218 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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Pete-mojsh said:
As a new father I don't spend money on myself any more, I did see a nice seiko divers watch in John Lewis on my lunch break that was a bargain at half price but instead I carried out my instructions and collected the sleepyhead grand for my daughter.

For those that don't know, a sleepyhead is a very expensive baby pillow for them to sleep in.
Ah, not a large piano for insomniacs then?

HotJambalaya

2,026 posts

181 months

Wednesday 3rd May 2017
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epom said:
Wish said:
gazapc said:
gazapc said:
pixelatedJH said:
A laser thermometer. No, I don't know why. What I do know, however, is the precise temperature of everything, living or otherwise, in line of sight of my chair...



https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01N7FGBFS
Purchased at 2105 this evening. Prime delivery is scheduled for tomorrow (monday). In fact ordered two, one as a present.
Arrived at 1130 this morning. I can confirm the pet rabbits have an external temperature of 18.5 degrees. Great fun. Will be useful.
Mine arrived today as well. I'm happy to report the wife's arse was 4 degrees less than her right tit.
No no no no no.... must not look.... no need whatsoever for this... No. No.
Actually they're wicked. Once you have one you find a burning curiosity for anything, like, I wonder how hot that pigeon is... You'll wonder how you managed without it...

Trustmeimadoctor

12,637 posts

156 months

Thursday 4th May 2017
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Erm star wars disney trading pins I can tell you i really dont need them but they look so cool. Gotta get the special May the 4th one tomorrow smile

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 4th May 2017
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g3org3y said:


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Missing data so it's unrepeatable therefore scientifically unsound. There could be a discrepancy acroos the midline. Which cheek man, which cheek?

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