Danger in the woods

[mybrainhurts]

glenrobbo said:

mybrainhurts said:

Impasse said:

I'm actually 6' 2".

Yes, but you've not got a 12 inch cock shaped like a corkscrew...

How do you know?

A little rhea told me...

[Timmy40]

I think someone should wait in the woods armed with a rolling pin and give him a taste of his own medicine.

Here's a plan, stick a pile of grain on the ground, take cover and when the Rhea is bending over to eat the corn, stuff a rolling pin in the Rhea's rear.

[anonymous-user]

In true road runner stylee, any props, bait or other paraphernalia used to track / catch the giant todgered Rhea must be branded ACME

[Monkeylegend]

I think we need to sort out a plan for some sort of rhea guard action.

[Timmy40]

My latest theory is that this is all part of an elaborate misinformation campaign by the OP to explain himself when he comes back from one of those "long walks in the woods" with a sore bum and muddy trousers.

[Hooli]

Timmy40 said:

Hooli said:

Oh local news on PH, excellent. I'll get the bbq lit.

You need to make a baited pitfall trap for a beast of that size.

I'll just set my killer baby eating Staffy on it

[Japveesix]

northwest monkey said:

I got back home a few years ago to find this thing running round my front garden. Nearly shat myself

What an emusing picture!

[mybrainhurts]

Timmy40 said:

My latest theory is that this is all part of an elaborate misinformation campaign by the OP to explain himself when he comes back from one of those "long walks in the woods" with a sore bum and muddy trousers.

Bugger...thought I'd got away with it.

[rohrl]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-33285961

It's been recaptured.

[mybrainhurts]

rohrl said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-33285961

It's been recaptured.

"There were unconfirmed sightings of the 6ft (1.82m) tall, flightless bird in South Yorkshire, but Nottinghamshire Police said it was found in Hodsock."

Poor old Dave Hodsock....

[coopedup]

mybrainhurts said:

rohrl said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-33285961

It's been recaptured.

"There were unconfirmed sightings of the 6ft (1.82m) tall, flightless bird in South Yorkshire, but Nottinghamshire Police said it was found in Hodsock."

Poor old Dave Hodsock....