Improving your office environment?

Improving your office environment?

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bitchstewie

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51,210 posts

210 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Wondered if I could get some ideas of things people/workplaces have done to improve the working environment?

Everyone gets along so I'm not coming at this from that angle, simply that the office is a little stale and static - I don't think we're likely to get table football and chairs that look like grass but any suggestions on those low cost "why didn't I think of that?" things would be great smile

Spare tyre

9,573 posts

130 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Place I worked at about once a month they'd call an ice cream van in and everyone got a freebie

Friday at 3 would be beer o clock for half an hour, bottle of your choice, soft drinks available

Usual table football etc - however when there were redundancies it always seemed to be the table football players and smokers who were out the door first

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Please, whatever you do, dont consider inspirational words vinyl'd to the walls. Company I used to work for decided they'd sign up 'Commitment' 'Satisfaction' and 'Quality'

It was massively patronizing and smelled stty, like you werent doing your job properly and these things were standing over you reminding you about it

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Also, don't put artificial plants in without a big sign saying "Artificial Plants - DO NOT WATER" as someone might spend 3 months watering them leading to stinking stagnant water in the office.

Leafspring

7,032 posts

137 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Where I work we shut up shop and go for an extended pub lunch on staff birthdays

FailHere

779 posts

152 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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In my last place of work I barricaded myself into a corner with acoustic partitions, brought in my own desk and chair and generally tried to keep my head down and not get involved. I wasn't happy there, but it helped until I left.
Current place of work is fine, the people are ok and put up with me, the only improvement would be to fix the leaky roof.

LivingTheDream

1,753 posts

179 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Leafspring said:
Where I work we shut up shop and go for an extended pub lunch on staff birthdays
Awesome!! Get to about 400 employees and every week is guaranteed to be a great week drinkdrink

Leafspring

7,032 posts

137 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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LivingTheDream said:
Leafspring said:
Where I work we shut up shop and go for an extended pub lunch on staff birthdays
Awesome!! Get to about 400 employees and every week is guaranteed to be a great week drinkdrink
there's 11 of us (we close early Christmas eve and go to the pub then too smile ) so that's twelve pub trips a year... around April/May mainly

LivingTheDream

1,753 posts

179 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Leafspring said:
LivingTheDream said:
Leafspring said:
Where I work we shut up shop and go for an extended pub lunch on staff birthdays
Awesome!! Get to about 400 employees and every week is guaranteed to be a great week drinkdrink
there's 11 of us (we close early Christmas eve and go to the pub then too smile ) so that's twelve pub trips a year... around April/May mainly
Yeah - I assumed it was a smaller operation but I immediately thought of the numbers and how great a working week could be!!

Presumably you go on the Friday before if a birthday falls at a weekend/ bank holiday? Mine falls on a May bank holiday and to start the weekend with an extended Friday pub lunch would be perfect!!

lufbramatt

5,345 posts

134 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Loads of (real) plants. Release oxygen into the air during the day and take in carbon dioxide, look for low light ones such as peace lillys and parlour palms which do ok in office environments. Got 3 plants on my desk, going to get more, make my own little rain forest smile Might set up a fish tank too.

sparkyhx

4,151 posts

204 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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ive worked at lots of places and come across a few things.

Weekly fruit Basket, Fizzy water on tap, free newspapers daily, fridges and microwaves, table tennis, table football, free cans of pop, coffee/tea, Gym's, bowling green, tennis courts

all make a difference

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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I think a decent office environment is about making sure the small things are all in place, which in turn add up to people enjoying working there:

Free tea and coffee available.
Water coolers.
Decent lighting and ventilation.
Letting people put up Christmas lights and tacky decorations.
Don't have a 'hot desk' or 'clean desk' policy... I don't care what anyone says, those things just piss people off.
Make sure everyone has a decent chair - offices are notorious for everyone having st chairs.
Don't put up crappy motivational posters or company slogans on the wall.
If the staff in your office don't meet the public or have to meet other businesses regularly, consider having a casual dress code - comfortable employees are more productive.
Plants are good in an office.
Noise levels - noise is fatiguing - if it's getting too noisy then install those acoustic panels between desks.

Jasandjules

69,890 posts

229 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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I had an American boss once. This meant that Friday afternoon might involve

1. Him getting a little stress ball thing, throwing it at people and shouting "catch".....
2. Him ordering in a load of beer for people to enjoy
3. Him order a load of pizza for people to enjoy
4. Him saying "It's hot, causal dress next week guys"



anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Jasandjules said:
I had an American boss once. This meant that Friday afternoon might involve

1. Him getting a little stress ball thing, throwing it at people and shouting "catch".....
2. Him ordering in a load of beer for people to enjoy
3. Him order a load of pizza for people to enjoy
4. Him saying "It's hot, causal dress next week guys"
I'm fairly certain that most Americans would trade those minor perks for actually being allowed to go on paid holiday leave with their families for more than 1-2 weeks a year...

Edited by NinjaPower on Thursday 25th June 21:58

Chlamydia

1,082 posts

127 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Air-conditioning is nice, we have it but we also have women in the office so it gets turned off almost as soon as it comes on as it's "too cold". smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Chlamydia said:
Air-conditioning is nice, we have it but we also have women in the office so it gets turned off almost as soon as it comes on as it's "too cold". smile
Oh Jesus... Please don't get me started on this...

It's an absolute fking nightmare.

I work in an relatively large office of around 220 people, most of which is a really large open plan room and side offices for more important types like me wink

When I used to sit out in the 'general population' to use a prison term, it was absolute torture. The women moaned about the air con all the sodding time during the summer.

During winter it was fine as the system shut down and the radiators kicked in, just leaving the ventilation fans, but once the weather starts to warm up, it auto-switches to the chiller units, and blows cool air.

They kicked up such a fuss that we kept having to have service technicians come in and look at it as "it wasn't working properly".

I was talking to one of the engineers, and he said it's the same everywhere, women complaining about air con, and went on to point out a simple fact: The AC/heating system is set to 20c not matter what the time of year, and all year round men wear the same clothes all year round, shoes, socks, trousers, shirts. But in summer, the women start wearing sandles, vest tops, and generally much lighter clothing. Then they complain about being freezing cold in the office rolleyes

Oh, and then you always get the fat middle aged women who complain about being 'roasting' all year round and constantly have a desk fan blasting.

Cotty

39,540 posts

284 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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I always found having a balcony on the 23rd floor a nice option, just you know in case.

LordGrover

33,542 posts

212 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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Get the basics right first; good computers, decent desks and chairs, good lighting, houseplants, etc. Most are happy if they don't have to wait minutes for their pc to start excel or outlook squinting at a poor screen hunched over a tatty desk on a wobbly chair. hehe

grantone

640 posts

173 months

Friday 26th June 2015
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Buy everyone a weekly graze (or similar) subscription. They do bulk orders, but I don't think the saving is big enough for losing the benefit of each person getting a personal box & selection.

BJG1

5,966 posts

212 months

Friday 26th June 2015
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Nerf guns and a Friday lunch for the team.