Improving your office environment?

Improving your office environment?

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Tuna

19,930 posts

284 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Watchman said:
L-shaped office divided by a kitchen in the middle. Women in one wing and men in the other. Temperatures in each wing set to suit the occupants.

Also means conversation between people in each wing is more relevant to them.

Men and women weren't meant to cohabitate.
People have been sacked for saying less smile

TurboHatchback

4,160 posts

153 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Tuna said:
Watchman said:
L-shaped office divided by a kitchen in the middle. Women in one wing and men in the other. Temperatures in each wing set to suit the occupants.

Also means conversation between people in each wing is more relevant to them.

Men and women weren't meant to cohabitate.
People have been sacked for saying less smile
It's an interesting theory but with a fatal flaw: Younger women want the temperature set to about 35 degrees, the more 'mature' or 'full-figured' ones want it set to about -10. Perhaps a three-room solution is the answer?

DannyScene

6,624 posts

155 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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The office I work in is epic compared to anywhere I've worked before

We have table tennis, table football and a wide screen TV down stairs in the chill out area along with a few pub benches where you can eat/chat whatever, we have a tuck shop which is pretty cheap and has things like pringles, chocolate bars, drinks and healthy options

Once a month we have a company get together where they'll order us all dominoes and get a few crates of beer and wine in or we have fish and chips or whatever

We all work pretty much flexi-time so we can go for long pub lunches if we want as long as we make an effort to make the time back

It is by far the most productive office I've ever worked in, no one takes the piss, no one argues, it's brilliant to be honest

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Oakey said:
Council Baby said:
Pool table
Table tennis
Table football
Big screen chill area with huge beanbags and Xbox etc
Outdoor BBQ area with beers for those working late or post work staff meetings
Decent IT/Internet
Airy bright with decent colour scheme
Decent desks and furniture
Regular incentives and pissing about whilst getting the job done
An atmosphere that's fun which comes down to people and environment
Nothing wrong with company logos and messages if combined with the above, remind people they are at work
Free snacks and drinks
Fridges, microwaves etc
Background music, not loud but silence is quite st.

I'm a fking awesome boss wink
Well that covers the college teens but how do you lure in your more mature victims?
confused

More mature? Why?

Watchman

6,391 posts

245 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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TurboHatchback said:
Tuna said:
Watchman said:
L-shaped office divided by a kitchen in the middle. Women in one wing and men in the other. Temperatures in each wing set to suit the occupants.

Also means conversation between people in each wing is more relevant to them.

Men and women weren't meant to cohabitate.
People have been sacked for saying less smile
It's an interesting theory but with a fatal flaw: Younger women want the temperature set to about 35 degrees, the more 'mature' or 'full-figured' ones want it set to about -10. Perhaps a three-room solution is the answer?
Well, maybe you just tell everyone that there's two sides, set to different temperatures, and let them decide which side they prefer? It's a bit more PC than my original inflammatory bullst but achieves a similar goal.

fin racer

766 posts

228 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Hello All,

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Just had the above email from Security
How do you improve an office environment with people who own Triumph keys? cool

crofty1984

15,858 posts

204 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Dodsy said:
Oh the good old days......

NinjaPower said:
I think a decent office environment is about making sure the small things are all in place, which in turn add up to people enjoying working there:

Free tea and coffee available. Machines removed at staff request - what ? No we didnt ask for this. Oh they've replaced the free machines with a costa franchise with presumably a kick back to the company and had to remove the machines as part of the contract
Edited by Dodsy on Friday 26th June 08:03
Costa coffee is ste. You should resign.

The Boy Lard

461 posts

223 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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We moved into a newly refurbished office about 18 months ago. Biggest things that have made a difference to me are pretty simple;
Nice lunch rooms, which are cleaned daily (we're in a building with about 800 others, so there are 3 big lunch spaces & tea points on each floor - these have the plumbed in hot water call 'Billie'
One set of good simple white mugs
New coffee machines - we've got some great ones which use actual beans and can do a frothy milk thing
Similar to the mugs, nice glasses plates & cutlery
Fruit bowls with fresh fruit arriving every second day

Everything else in terms of desks, chairs etc. is pretty much the same as the last place.

The one challenge - there never seem to be enough forks!

Miguel Alvarez

4,944 posts

170 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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[Grumpy Worker Alert] All of these sound so naff.

Free Food - Real food not nibbles
Flexi Time
More Money - Not 2% off place I'm never going to visit.
Systems that work

Everything else is just doing stuff for the sake of it. [/Grumpy Worker Alert]


AlasdairMc

555 posts

127 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Vending machine for juice. It may sound simple but when you're stuck in serviced offices eight floors up with a lift that works intermittently to the point you have to factor it into your commute, the option to get something other than the poor tea and coffee is welcome.


5-Oh

206 posts

107 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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1) buy one of those stty modular portakabin offices. Preferably with a leaky roof and a dead animal under the floor somewhere

2) put it in the car park

3) move everyone else and their stuff into there

4) bliss