Overdramatising things

Overdramatising things

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Mark Benson

7,514 posts

269 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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IvanSTi said:
Mark Benson said:
Timmy40 said:
It's like when she asks which of the Mums at school I fancy. To be fair the quality of the MILFs is exceptional, but what to do? Deny fancying any of them which is clearly a lie, or admit to fancying them and get accused of wanting to have an affair.
Ah, the eternal connundrum.

I find the situation is helped (but not eliminated) by joining in some of the bhing she does when one of them gets some new hair, or a bag thing. She thinks I sympathize with her, don't find the MILFy single mum in the tight blouse attractive and therefore the situation is defused (even though I usually have no idea what she's on about - I struggle to notice when she's changed her hair or bought a new skirt).
hehe

I've found a good excuse for gawping, when their lungs are hanging out, or their shorts look more like a thong, just say "Look at the state of her", you can then stare for as long as is needed, then turn, look at her and shake your head in discouragement.

Of course that could turn into catch22, "So you wouldn't want me to look like that?" errrm.....
That's easy - "You'd have more class" smile

Leptons

5,113 posts

176 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Reverse Pshycology hehe

br d

8,400 posts

226 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Timmy40 said:
Yeah that's more like it, when I see a fit bird in the distance I have to make a huge effort NOT to look at her cause I'll get busted. Only for her to accuse me of not looking at the fit bird that it's patently obvious I want to ogle. Your dammed if you do and dammed if you don't.

It's like when she asks which of the Mums at school I fancy. To be fair the quality of the MILFs is exceptional, but what to do? Deny fancying any of them which is clearly a lie, or admit to fancying them and get accused of wanting to have an affair.
I must be very lucky, OH has no problem with me looking and will often chime in with "Yeah, she's lovely isn't she" or something similar. Of course I have to accept that she'll notice the young, fit blokes in return, well worth the trade off!

IvanSTi

635 posts

119 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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Mark Benson said:
IvanSTi said:
Mark Benson said:
Timmy40 said:
It's like when she asks which of the Mums at school I fancy. To be fair the quality of the MILFs is exceptional, but what to do? Deny fancying any of them which is clearly a lie, or admit to fancying them and get accused of wanting to have an affair.
Ah, the eternal connundrum.

I find the situation is helped (but not eliminated) by joining in some of the bhing she does when one of them gets some new hair, or a bag thing. She thinks I sympathize with her, don't find the MILFy single mum in the tight blouse attractive and therefore the situation is defused (even though I usually have no idea what she's on about - I struggle to notice when she's changed her hair or bought a new skirt).
hehe

I've found a good excuse for gawping, when their lungs are hanging out, or their shorts look more like a thong, just say "Look at the state of her", you can then stare for as long as is needed, then turn, look at her and shake your head in discouragement.

Of course that could turn into catch22, "So you wouldn't want me to look like that?" errrm.....
That's easy - "You'd have more class" smile
I know, but you would though. Know what I mean evil

Mark Benson

7,514 posts

269 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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IvanSTi said:
Mark Benson said:
IvanSTi said:
Mark Benson said:
Timmy40 said:
It's like when she asks which of the Mums at school I fancy. To be fair the quality of the MILFs is exceptional, but what to do? Deny fancying any of them which is clearly a lie, or admit to fancying them and get accused of wanting to have an affair.
Ah, the eternal connundrum.

I find the situation is helped (but not eliminated) by joining in some of the bhing she does when one of them gets some new hair, or a bag thing. She thinks I sympathize with her, don't find the MILFy single mum in the tight blouse attractive and therefore the situation is defused (even though I usually have no idea what she's on about - I struggle to notice when she's changed her hair or bought a new skirt).
hehe

I've found a good excuse for gawping, when their lungs are hanging out, or their shorts look more like a thong, just say "Look at the state of her", you can then stare for as long as is needed, then turn, look at her and shake your head in discouragement.

Of course that could turn into catch22, "So you wouldn't want me to look like that?" errrm.....
That's easy - "You'd have more class" smile
I know, but you would though. Know what I mean evil
yes

MC Bodge

21,628 posts

175 months

Friday 3rd July 2015
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Risotto said:
What's happening is that wie live in a country which has run out of things to worry about. Any minor upset causes mass panic simply because people are no longer exposed to real problems.

There are no droughts, no famines, nothing aproaching true poverty, no disease epidemics, no lack of heathcare, no shortage of money, no domestic war, etc, etc.
I quite agree. The sensationalism from the media and the authorities (fearful of criticism) is ridiculous.

We live on an island in the NE Atlantic. It is summer, it gets warm occasionally, then we have a thunderstorm. It is normal. In winter it sometimes gets a bit cold for short periods and some of us might get a bit of snow. We are not in Death Valley or the Antarctic.

There were quite a few Brits complaining about the heat when we were in Portugal last year -why did they bother going there?

TedMaul

2,092 posts

213 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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MC Bodge said:
There were quite a few Brits complaining about the heat when we were in Portugal last year -why did they bother going there?
As per the 'hardship' comment above, they clearly didn't have quite enough to complain about. Diddums