50 Shades of Lord Flashheart

[wisbech]

Brilliant

http://50shadesofflashheart.tumblr.com/

Edited by wisbech on Wednesday 1st July 14:50

Edited by wisbech on Wednesday 1st July 14:51

[El Guapo]

wisbech said:

Brilliant

I wouldn't say so, more like "catastrophically unfunny".

[fathomfive]

El Guapo said:

wisbech said:

Brilliant

I wouldn't say so, more like "catastrophically unfunny".

It's a brave man who seeks to better the original humour. Especially in meme form.

"She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a mans tonsils"

[Jim the Sunderer]

Those are genuine lines from that wretched book?

Women I tell you.

[bernhund]

Quote no. 2

I'VE GOT A PLAN AND IT'S AS HOT AS MY PANTS!

[thismonkeyhere]

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Ask me why I'm not wearing any underwear!"

[BrassMan]

thismonkeyhere said:

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Ask me why I'm not wearing any underwear!"

Lord Flashheart. Why do you wear no underwear?

[davhill]

"cos the pants haven't been made that'll take the job on!"

[Rude-boy]

"Any woman who wants to tie herself to my railing and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!"

[AlexHat]

This has got me rewatching Flashheart on youtube

[Rude-boy]

AlexHat said:

This has got me rewatching Flashheart on youtube

I think that it is Gold which is constantly showing Blackadder repeats.

Sadly the memes are not very good.

[ph1l5]

This has to be the best Flashheart line that was made for Rik Mayall

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.

[Rude-boy]

ph1l5 said:

This has to be the best Flashheart line that was made for Rik Mayall

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.

Not bad but only this morning this scene was running in my head:-

von Richthoven: I must now tell you of the full horror of what awaits you.

Black Adder: Ah, you see, Balders. Dress it up in any amount of pompous verbal diarrhoea, and the message is `Squareheads down for the big Boche gang-bang’.

von Richthoven: As an officer and a gentleman, you will be looking forward to a quick and noble death.

Black Adder: Well, obviously.

von Richthoven: But, instead, an even worse fate awaits you. Tomorrow, you will be taken back to Germany . . .

Black Adder: Here it comes!

von Richthoven: . . . to a convent school, outside Heidelberg, where you will spend the rest of the war teaching the young girls home economics.

Black Adder: Er . . .

von Richthoven: For you, as a man of honour, the humiliation will be unbearable.

Black Adder: Oh, I think you’ll find we’re tougher than you imagine.

von Richthoven: Ha! I can tell how much you are suffering by your long faeces.

[Negative Creep]

In beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote

Hey, any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!

[anonymous-user]

The funniest Flashheart scene by a long way is the 'Obscene phone call' one, but it seems to have been deleted from YouTube??

[mikees]

Negative Creep said:

In beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote

Hey, any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!

Wasn't the writing amazing !

[bigandclever]

NinjaPower said:

The funniest Flashheart scene by a long way is the 'Obscene phone call' one, but it seems to have been deleted from YouTube??

It can be found here you rubber-desk Johnny.

[anonymous-user]

bigandclever said:

NinjaPower said:

The funniest Flashheart scene by a long way is the 'Obscene phone call' one, but it seems to have been deleted from YouTube??

It can be found here you rubber-desk Johnny.

Woof!

[Negative Creep]

mikees said:

Negative Creep said:

In beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote

Hey, any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!

Wasn't the writing amazing !

That is without exaggeration one of my favourite lines of all time

[mph1977]

El Guapo said:

wisbech said:

Brilliant

I wouldn't say so, more like "catastrophically unfunny".

proves that even FLashie can't save 50 shades of cack ...