50 Shades of Lord Flashheart
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Edited by wisbech on Wednesday 1st July 14:50
Edited by wisbech on Wednesday 1st July 14:51
This has to be the best Flashheart line that was made for Rik Mayall
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.
ph1l5 said:
This has to be the best Flashheart line that was made for Rik Mayall
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.
Not bad but only this morning this scene was running in my head:-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but I'm not totally stupid. I've got the kind of feeling you'd rather we hadn't come.
von Richthoven: I must now tell you of the full horror of what awaits you.
Black Adder: Ah, you see, Balders. Dress it up in any amount of pompous verbal diarrhoea, and the message is `Squareheads down for the big Boche gang-bang’.
von Richthoven: As an officer and a gentleman, you will be looking forward to a quick and noble death.
Black Adder: Well, obviously.
von Richthoven: But, instead, an even worse fate awaits you. Tomorrow, you will be taken back to Germany . . .
Black Adder: Here it comes!
von Richthoven: . . . to a convent school, outside Heidelberg, where you will spend the rest of the war teaching the young girls home economics.
Black Adder: Er . . .
von Richthoven: For you, as a man of honour, the humiliation will be unbearable.
Black Adder: Oh, I think you’ll find we’re tougher than you imagine.
von Richthoven: Ha! I can tell how much you are suffering by your long faeces.
mikees said:
Negative Creep said:
In beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote
Hey, any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!
Wasn't the writing amazing !Hey, any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!
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