Giving up your seat
Discussion
Jasandjules said:
austinsmirk said:
for sport you can always offer your seat to fat women, noting they are pregnant, just for a laugh.............
Been there, done that. Not for sport, genuine error. She was rather unimpressed but I got sympathy from other passengers.... I will always give up my seat for an elderly or pregnant person. Just a female however no.
Dr Interceptor said:
I think the tube is slightly different though - it's widely accepted that you'll be standing, and getting a seat is a bonus.
Commuter overground trains are full of powerfully built women in suits who think the whole world deserves them an ass licking. In my humble experience anyway.
Ugh, the type that will sit down and place their oversized hangbag in the seat next to them, before proceeding to talk very loudly on the phone with a colleague about 'the meeting, the projected figures and the monthly forecast' because everyone needs to hear how important their job is.Commuter overground trains are full of powerfully built women in suits who think the whole world deserves them an ass licking. In my humble experience anyway.
Blokes do it too, I must add. But they generally don't have handbags.
darren f said:
£7k a year..., no guaranteed seat, on the contrary, having to stand for 2.5 hrs if your conscience kicks in. This country's rail network eh? Customer service, what customer service?
Yup you pay all that and then you get a 10% chance of a seat unless you're one of the first few stations. So you sit on the floor of the grubby, late train only to have the guard kick you awake to see your ticket. I lasted 6 months before jacking it in, hateful experience. I have had reserved seats with matching ticket and been told to stand and had to get the train manager, bunch of young women, sorry but I booked a seat so I could do some work, she grudgingly moved when the Train Manager told her to sling her hook and I sat amongst her friends them all giving me the evil eye, I just did my work, read my book and because I had an enormous roast dinner and a few pints earlier let some very rich aromas out and just looked up and made a disgusted looking face like it was them that had done it.
bucksmanuk said:
austinsmirk said:
I asked him to move due to the smell he had brought with him..............
I'd have paid good money to watch/hear that!We came back and he'd moved to the middle seat and had food/ wrappers and crumbs all over the other seats. I'm guessing he'e used to making people move.
I have the same issue!! On the way in I get the tube from Morden start of the Northern Line so I always get a seat. At the third stop a pregnant girl starts getting on so I give her my seat no problem the first time or second or even the third time. I have an issue that she started looking for me every morning and started making a joke out of the fact I warm HER seat warm. Some mornings she would walk the full length of the carriage past the priority seats that say "please give up this seat for a pregnant person" and come straight to me, expecting the seat. I had to start sitting in a different carriage. I agree with the Waterloo situation as I come that way and if two trains are leaving around the same time I go for the later one to get a seat and wait. There are always people pushing in at the last minute!!!!
JohnSW20 said:
I have the same issue!! On the way in I get the tube from Morden start of the Northern Line so I always get a seat. At the third stop a pregnant girl starts getting on so I give her my seat no problem the first time or second or even the third time. I have an issue that she started looking for me every morning and started making a joke out of the fact I warm HER seat warm. Some mornings she would walk the full length of the carriage past the priority seats that say "please give up this seat for a pregnant person" and come straight to me, expecting....
Was she nice? They can be really horny! Just sayin'!Dr Interceptor said:
No, fk 'em!
If its a lady 'of a certain age' or one clearly laden with a bun in the oven, or hobbling on crutches, then I would relinquish my seat. Otherwise if they're fit and well, they can stand.
Can of worms right there. I'd like to share Jimmy Carr's thoughtsIf its a lady 'of a certain age' or one clearly laden with a bun in the oven, or hobbling on crutches, then I would relinquish my seat. Otherwise if they're fit and well, they can stand.
"I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down
crying".
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