Those little annoying traits of the other half
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Here's a few of my minor or petty annoyances courtesy of Lady Trumpton
- When the soap in the wash basin in the bathroom has ran out, instead of opening the bathroom cabinet and getting out a fresh bar, she will just nick the one out of the shower. I get in shower and then realise and have to get out, dripping water everywhere and get one from the cabinet.
- Always seems to forget to not put the washing machine on when I'm having a shower. Pressure drops and shower goes ice cold.
- Instead of putting her crap away, like post, magazine and perhaps a few other bits she will make a neat little pile and leave it somewhere
- Wants to tell me all about her day the very second I get through the door from work
- When heating something in the microwave she will open the door with 1 second left and the display then just shows '1' instead of displaying the time.
Like I say, 1st world problems and minor at that and I love her to pieces despite these things
So anyone else care to share those lovable little traits?
- When the soap in the wash basin in the bathroom has ran out, instead of opening the bathroom cabinet and getting out a fresh bar, she will just nick the one out of the shower. I get in shower and then realise and have to get out, dripping water everywhere and get one from the cabinet.
- Always seems to forget to not put the washing machine on when I'm having a shower. Pressure drops and shower goes ice cold.
- Instead of putting her crap away, like post, magazine and perhaps a few other bits she will make a neat little pile and leave it somewhere
- Wants to tell me all about her day the very second I get through the door from work
- When heating something in the microwave she will open the door with 1 second left and the display then just shows '1' instead of displaying the time.
Like I say, 1st world problems and minor at that and I love her to pieces despite these things
So anyone else care to share those lovable little traits?
I'm single, the only thing that really irritated me about my ex was that she'd put the dishes in the washing up bowl and fill it with water and washing up liquid and leave it, so by the time I got in from work it was cold and the bubbles had gone. So I'd end up pouring it away and refilling it, and struggling to wash the dishes because there is no room is bowl because she piled it high. Used to grind my gears a bit.
She had a habit of drinking milk by the pint and leaving the glasses around the house, or stacking them up in our bedroom. I kept the house tidy as owt, but she always seemed to leave them in a blindspot I'd forget to look (head up arse, classic bloke) and I wouldn't find them to clean them until the milk was congealed and a pain in the arse to clean out.
That was about as bad as it got really, I was fairly lucky in that respect.
She had a habit of drinking milk by the pint and leaving the glasses around the house, or stacking them up in our bedroom. I kept the house tidy as owt, but she always seemed to leave them in a blindspot I'd forget to look (head up arse, classic bloke) and I wouldn't find them to clean them until the milk was congealed and a pain in the arse to clean out.
That was about as bad as it got really, I was fairly lucky in that respect.
She puts rubbish on the work top next to the bin, not in the bin, next to it.
She doesn't rinse bowls of weetabix, leaves them next to the washing up bowl or dishwasher to set like cement.
Burns everything she cooks, it's f
king terrible.
Washes every item of clothing, constantly, it's like living in a Chinese laundry.
Leaves letters everywhere, it's either important or junk so file it accordingly.
Fills up the sky hard drive with so much American/Australian ste it's untrue.
Buys plants for the garden, but nevertheless seems to get around to planting them.
She doesn't rinse bowls of weetabix, leaves them next to the washing up bowl or dishwasher to set like cement.
Burns everything she cooks, it's f
king terrible.Washes every item of clothing, constantly, it's like living in a Chinese laundry.
Leaves letters everywhere, it's either important or junk so file it accordingly.
Fills up the sky hard drive with so much American/Australian s
te it's untrue.Buys plants for the garden, but nevertheless seems to get around to planting them.
f1nn said:
She puts rubbish on the work top next to the bin, not in the bin, next to it.
She doesn't rinse bowls of weetabix, leaves them next to the washing up bowl or dishwasher to set like cement.
Burns everything she cooks, it's fking terrible.
Washes every item of clothing, constantly, it's like living in a Chinese laundry.
Leaves letters everywhere, it's either important or junk so file it accordingly.
Fills up the sky hard drive with so much American/Australian ste it's untrue.
Buys plants for the garden, but nevertheless seems to get around to planting them.
Do you live in my house? She doesn't rinse bowls of weetabix, leaves them next to the washing up bowl or dishwasher to set like cement.
Burns everything she cooks, it's f
king terrible.Washes every item of clothing, constantly, it's like living in a Chinese laundry.
Leaves letters everywhere, it's either important or junk so file it accordingly.
Fills up the sky hard drive with so much American/Australian s
te it's untrue.Buys plants for the garden, but nevertheless seems to get around to planting them.
JakeT said:
Every girl I've dated has always slammed car doors so hard the entire car rocks from it. Can't open a jar but can burst eardrums with a door...
My girlfriend does that, it pisses me off no end - we filled her car up the other day and she opened the passenger door to grab her purse, then proceeded to SLAM it in my face, ffs 
"Soaking" the dishes too, how can they be soaking when the bloody things are piled so high half of them aren't even in the water? Anyway, why not use the f'in dishwasher?
lord trumpton said:
- Instead of putting her crap away, like post, magazine and perhaps a few other bits she will make a neat little pile and leave it somewhere
Mine used to 'tidy' by putting random stuff in a box and putting in on a shelf. My daughter had once lost a gold ring from her gran, and we searched all over for it. Wife denied any knowledge and was outraged we thought she would have touched it. A year later found in a shoe box with macdonalds toys and junk mail.otherman said:
lord trumpton said:
- Instead of putting her crap away, like post, magazine and perhaps a few other bits she will make a neat little pile and leave it somewhere
Mine used to 'tidy' by putting random stuff in a box and putting in on a shelf. My daughter had once lost a gold ring from her gran, and we searched all over for it. Wife denied any knowledge and was outraged we thought she would have touched it. A year later found in a shoe box with macdonalds toys and junk mail.
I tell her we're leaving at 7pm. I've worked this out exactly so we won't be late. She knows this. When I call her at 6:58pm to ask her if she's ready she says yes, I then grab the keys and am just about ready to go when she then dives into the toilet for a p*ss before we leave. We then end up leaving at 7:10pm and she wonders why I drive fast to make up time.
Every. Single. F*cking. Time!
Every. Single. F*cking. Time!
Ekona said:
I tell her we're leaving at 7pm. I've worked this out exactly so we won't be late. She knows this. When I call her at 6:58pm to ask her if she's ready she says yes, I then grab the keys and am just about ready to go when she then dives into the toilet for a p*ss before we leave. We then end up leaving at 7:10pm and she wonders why I drive fast to make up time.
Every. Single. F*cking. Time!
Your doing it wrong. Tell her 6.45...Every. Single. F*cking. Time!
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