Pistonheaders and their First World War problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World War problems.

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rhinochopig

17,932 posts

197 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
Thread title comprehension fail.

It's 1916. WTF is Gestapo, or a Wolf-based flying war machine?
Not strictly a fail as Albatros Flugzeugwerke merged with FW and FW is easier to type hehe

Never you mind

1,507 posts

111 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Due to cut backs my ladder won't reach the top of the trench. It's the firing squad for me tomorrow. F**k my First Wolrd war life!

ellroy

7,000 posts

224 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Bloody Turks, wearing those funny gas masks, you can only just see their eyes.


glenrobbo

35,061 posts

149 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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I'm a medic. I've been here in the Somme trenches for nearly two months now and still haven't received my June issue of bloody Splint Magazine! irked

Hammer67

5,706 posts

183 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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The bloke in the next dugout keeps lighting his stove at inconvenient times. The smoke fills our dugout and spoils our enjoyment of the French countryside. Also his dugout is massive which I believe breaks planning laws. Who do I report him to?

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

194 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Is Lance Bombardier Sassoon around anywhere? This helmet hair is driving me mad.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

197 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Her Flemke, ist das dein Sturmpanzerwagen Oberschlesien?

Chunkymonkey71

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13,015 posts

197 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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At the Christmas inter trench football match, I got left on the subs bench.

ikarl

3,730 posts

198 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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I cannot keep my goatee as trim as I would like it

Impasse

15,099 posts

240 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Trench Towers isn't as vibrant as I wished.

55palfers

5,892 posts

163 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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I have lost my best teaspoon.

Dogwatch

6,221 posts

221 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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rhinochopig said:
Her Flemke, ist das dein Sturmpanzerwagen Oberschlesien?
rofl

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

210 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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sods and more sods of mud. They're a right bugger on the windscreen Ypres.

Edited by drivin_me_nuts on Monday 27th July 16:45

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

173 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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I asked my chums what time we were going over the top and young Sean said "tenish"...

and I replied "but I haven't got a...."

Somme of these jokes are terrible...

funny though....

And I thought mustard gas was as a result eating too many ham sandwhiches with lashings of my favourite condiment

wolfracesonic

6,940 posts

126 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Brewed up a batch of grog for the boys yesterday by fermenting honey with water: Bloody great Hun shell landed next to our trench and now it's gone everywhere. Mead does spatter apparently.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Who do I complain to ?

I've just moved in next to a battlefield and the noise is awful.

Feirny

2,500 posts

146 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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I wanted to shoot some Russians, but the Russians are shooting the Russians, I've not shot a bloody one yet.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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This Red Baron bloke is st at camouflage...

AndyDubbya

939 posts

283 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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I can't think of a last line for my poem. So far I've got:

Boom, boom
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom
Boom, boom...

Any ideas?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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AndyDubbya said:
I can't think of a last line for my poem. So far I've got:

Boom, boom
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom
Boom, boom...

Any ideas?
Try boom...