Pistonheaders and their First World War problems.

[rxtx]

Winter tracks.

[anonymous-user]

How much of your volunteer's allowance do you spend on your cart?

[mybrainhurts]

Zeppelins full of hydrogen. The crew underneath, with spikey helmets and cigarettes. What could possibly go wrong?

[mybrainhurts]

That ruddy great big Skoda artillery tractor was designed by some bloke called Porsche. It's as big as a house and ugly as sin. Thank god they don't let him design cars.

[Tango13]

The cry came up from the trenches that 'It's neck and neck in the Zeppelin race lads!!'

So you can imagine my disappointment on leaving my dugout when I discovered we were about to be subjected to an air raid and not a visit from a young lady worthy of inclusion in the 'Fat Scouse Birds at Aintree' thread

[Ganglandboss]

Some fker keeps shoving a broom handle with light bulb on the end into my bunker.

[goneape]

6 months digging this bloody tunnel, and just as its finished the management decide to blow it up!!! FML

[Tango13]

goneape said:

6 months digging this bloody tunnel, and just as its finished the management decide to blow it up!!! FML

You were digging in the wrong bloody direction anyway! You were meant to pop up in Dover not under the German lines...

[ArmaghMan]

Got to drive one of the brand new French tanks, cracking piece of kit.
10 gears. 1 forward, 9 reverse.

[Condi]

Due to clean water shortages on the front line, the soldiers were actually quite pleased when someone pissed in the kettle.

[Fishtigua]

Those are NOT frozen sausages landing. Please do not chase after them.

[Tango13]

ArmaghMan said:

Got to drive one of the brand new French tanks, cracking piece of kit.
10 gears. 1 forward, 9 reverse.

I drove one the other day too, like you say a cracking piece of kit. Did you notice the amazing amount of refrigerated storage space for cheese and how the shell racks were too small to fit a real live actual shell in but that a baguette slotted in just right?