Tattoo

[Cotty]

Why not have them written on your boobs, its a classy look
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...

[Cotty]

swerni said:

Mother of 3 wants the names of her children on on her breasts..............

"But upon the arrival of her third child, a son, Jake, she decided it was time to remove the botched tattoo tribute to her daughters so she could have a new design incorporating all three of her children's names".

Either that or get an extra boob

[toohangry]

Cotty said:

swerni said:

Mother of 3 wants the names of her children on on her breasts..............

"But upon the arrival of her third child, a son, Jake, she decided it was time to remove the botched tattoo tribute to her daughters so she could have a new design incorporating all three of her children's names".

Either that or get an extra boob

And yet there you are, reading about it in your 'newspaper'. You are no different to her other than the lack of tits, children etc.

[Cotty]

toohangry said:

And yet there you are, reading about it in your 'newspaper'. You are no different to her other than the lack of tits, children etc.

So im no diferent to her other than so many diffences you can't list.

[jshell]

zarjaz1991 said:

Personally, if I'd grown up to realise my dad had my name tattooed on him when I was little, I'd be mortified.

[toohangry]

Cotty said:

toohangry said:

And yet there you are, reading about it in your 'newspaper'. You are no different to her other than the lack of tits, children etc.

So im no diferent to her other than so many diffences you can't list.

No idea, try again.

[Patch1875]

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jshell said:

He could get someone else's child's name then

[silverthorn2151]

drivin_me_nuts said:

silverthorn2151 said:

Similarly, I could get my bank managers names put on my thighs upside down so I can think of him every time I'm taking a st.

Or maybe you should tattoo your name on the back of yours. That way at least when he's applying his charges, PPI scams et al, he can remember to call you by the correct name.

No worse an idea than some that people actually do have tattooed!

I have calmed down after reading the letter from the shiny suited tosser this morning.

[richarda0109]

Note to myself - if I want serious responses then DO NOT post in the Lounge
Note to myself - if I want the p*ss taken out of me then DO post in the Lounge

My children have very ordinary names and I just wanted to show how close I felt to them both as their father. Something small but permanent. I am not planning to have anymore children so no issues with later changes. The p*ss takes haven't put me off but I will just have to man up because I hate needles.

Rgds
Richard

[Captain Muppet]

I was tempted to have my passport number tattooed somewhere neither obvious or embarrassing. It's the sort of information a naked man could find useful in a foreign country. But I wasn't sure that the number doesn't change with a new passport.

I can already remember who my family is, so I'd go for something of artistic merit, rather than their names.

iva cosworth said:

Yes it hurts.

Man up,no pain no gain.

I've just had a cake. No pain, all gain. Didn't even have to pay for it.

[Johnny]

Good man.

It's your decision. If you want it done, get it done.

Then post pics in the other thread

[Neil H]

Johnny said:

Good man.

It's your decision. If you want it done, get it done.

Then post pics in the other thread

That link again.

[sc0tt]

Neil H said:

That link again.

Hilarious Neil

[Neil H]

sc0tt said:

Neil H said:

That link again.

Hilarious Neil

Be sure to try the veal sc0tt.

[Johnny]

Wow.

That really is just hilarious

I'll commend you on your superb wit, impeccable timing, and overall delivery.

[austinsmirk]

cheesesliceking said:

austinsmirk said:

Personally I witnessed the birth of my children and because I'm not a knuckle dragging moron I'm able to remember their birthdays and names.

Moron, debatable. Opinionated and arrogant, yes.

Yes, thats me. So I take you decided to get someone to scribble nonsense all over you then ?

Did you do it in the oh so original gothic style for extra meaning and depth ?


Trust me in my line of work I meet plenty of morons who genuinely cannot remember their children's names, their DOB's and of course with the trend of bdising spellings of already ludicrous names, how to even spell their made up child's names.

So actually I'm wrong: there is a good case for writing them out in full in big words for the stupid.

[RicksAlfas]

richarda0109 said:

My children have very ordinary names and I just wanted to show how close I felt to them both as their father.

Can't you just give them a hug and a kiss?
Tell them you love them and you're proud of them?
Spend time with them, and do things together?
Support them in their hobbies and interests as they grow up?

Do these (normal) things regularly and it will mean far more to them now, and in the future, than any amount of painful tattooing.

[Johnny]

RicksAlfas said:

Can't you just give them a hug and a kiss?
Tell them you love them and you're proud of them?
Spend time with them, and do things together?
Support them in their hobbies and interests as they grow up?

Do these (normal) things regularly and it will mean far more to them now, and in the future, than any amount of painful tattooing.

Do you not think all those things are maybe being done already? Just possibly?

Or maybe I'm just way off. What with every tattooed parent being such a council scumbag

[toohangry]

Johnny said:

Do you not think all those things are maybe being done already? Just possibly?

Or maybe I'm just way off. What with every tattooed parent being such a council scumbag

I think you're missing the point a little bit. It's not about tattoos in general, it's about tattooing your kids names on your forearms for fashion. Any other reason (such as 'to show them I love them' as alluded to in the post you quoted) is balls frankly.

[RicksAlfas]

Johnny said:

Do you not think all those things are maybe being done already? Just possibly?

I hope so!