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Vyse

1,224 posts

125 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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You name describes you number twos aptly.

Big Rod said:
An acquaintance of mine keeps a pair of 'jobby scissors' in his loo specifically for this eventuality.

I do remember years ago using the loo of Dixon's store in Argyle Street in Glasgow. It was in the warehouse behind the store and was a kind'a portaloo affair.

While in there I was conscious of someone waiting outside so figured I'd best get on with it as quick as possible. As it wasn't a public loo I put the seat down, flushed and vacated the convenience.

All I heard was the door being closed then opened in a bit of a hurry and the guy who went in after me yelled, "That is unbefkinglievable! I've never seen anything like that!"

Still makes me smirk occasionally.

silverfoxcc

7,692 posts

146 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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A superb scottish comedy series is still game

watch this one from 23.00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KP3HrKLXm4

goneape

2,839 posts

163 months

Friday 7th August 2015
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Big Rod said:
'jobby scissors'
clap

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Friday 7th August 2015
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You can buy hobby scissors, but apparently not jobby scissors..