Favourite quotes

[RizzoTheRat]

History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it - Churchill

Evil is when you treat people as things - Terry Pratchett

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Random internet wisdom.

[Saddle bum]

"Molon Labe"

King Leonidas at the Battle of Thermopylae

Modern day translation: "If you think you're hard enough, come on over".

[Einion Yrth]

Saddle bum said:

"Molon Labe"

King Leonidas at the Battle of Thermopylae

Modern day translation: "If you think you're hard enough, come on over".

I know the Spartans pretty much invented the word laconic, but that's going some for terseness.

[Mutley]

"you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view" Ben Kenobi

[mattdaniels]

From another thread on here:

"It's not arrogance if you're right"

[Joey Ramone]

"How do you make people happy? Kill all those who are unhappy"

Attributed to a charming gentleman who ran the Soviet Union for a number of years until his death in 1953.

[Baryonyx]

"This is bks, Mark"

Johnson, Peep Show.

[Mastodon2]

"When you're pushed, killing's as easy a breathing" - Nelson Mandela

[vx220]

The Lord and the Devil are now playing chess,
The Devil still cheats and wins more souls,
And as for the Lord, well, he's just doing his best...

[Sharted]

Buy your own fking glue.

Fatty Lewis

[AmitG]

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face."

- Mike Tyson

[227bhp]

I don't know who this guy was, but he always seems good for a quote:

[lord trumpton]

'Enough is as good as a feast' Mary Poppins

[stuttgartmetal]

Give a man a job he loves, and he'll never work again.
Churchill.

[Al U]

He who follows another, is always behind - Anon.

Choose a lazy person to do a hard job because that person will find an easy way to do it - Bill Gates

Edited by Al U on Tuesday 4th August 22:25

[airsafari87]

If it floats, flies or f*cks. Rent it

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

airsafari87 said:

If it floats, flies or f*cks. Rent it

May well be better as 'If it floats, flies, has wheels or f*cks. Rent it..'

[Morningside]

Mastodon2 said:

"When you're pushed, killing's as easy a breathing" - Nelson Mandela

What was he referring to?

[Saddle bum]

Einion Yrth said:

Saddle bum said:

"Molon Labe"

King Leonidas at the Battle of Thermopylae

Modern day translation: "If you think you're hard enough, come on over".

I know the Spartans pretty much invented the word laconic, but that's going some for terseness.

Literal translation is, "Come, take them". The Spartan King's response to Persian demands for them to lay down their arms.

Nowdays it is a symbol of defiance and also a rallying cry for gun-owners around the World.

[anonymous-user]

“Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs” - He had a fine moustaches and that's about it.
“Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust.” ― Sun Tzu