Wasps! - I could have killed someone!!!!
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Martin_Hx said:
Do wasps just sting for fun then? Surely its not just a defense mechanism, could you let one walk across you for instance?
Generally speaking - if you don't bother them, they won't bother you.However, I am revising this opinion having been stung for no reason whatsoever at the weekend.
After the initial sting that caused my starting of the thread I had another Black and Yellow Mofo in the cab of the lorry today.
I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.
I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must
) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.
1 down, about 3 billion to go.
I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.
I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must
) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.1 down, about 3 billion to go.
Scousefella said:
After the initial sting that caused my starting of the thread I had another Black and Yellow Mofo in the cab of the lorry today.
I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.
I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must ) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.
1 down, about 3 billion to go.
Gratuitous infliction of pain on one of god's creatures.I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.
I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must
) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.1 down, about 3 billion to go.
Entirely justified on a wasp, the embodiment of evil.
eldar said:
Scousefella said:
After the initial sting that caused my starting of the thread I had another Black and Yellow Mofo in the cab of the lorry today.
I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.
I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must ) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.
1 down, about 3 billion to go.
Gratuitous infliction of pain on one of god's creatures.I heard the buzz/hum/bringer of doom behind me, had a mini panic attack and pulled over.
I have a can of industrial air freshener in the cab (sewage tanker - needs must
) and Mr Waspy MOFO soon got a blast of that stuff, his wings were soaked and unable to beat, he dropped onto the dash and made a pitiful noise that should have been a fierce buzzing sound. I applied the coup de grace with a biro, a direct penetration of the head. It was then discarded out of the window with a very nonchalant "Ha Ha" and a satisfied scouse mother trucker got back on the move again.1 down, about 3 billion to go.
Entirely justified on a wasp, the embodiment of evil.
ds.I had a terrifying (for me) experience a few years ago. It was April and I was having a shower. I suddenly found that I was not alone - a large wasp had joined me. Not what you want to see when your Jock Thomas is flapping about. I was also shaving so had a face full of Gillette gel. Fortunately the wasp was a bit dopey - I think it might have been a queen waking from hibernation.
We keep Tesco shower spray on the shelf. It comes with a multitude of health warnings about not inhaling the spray.
I'm glad to report it worked on the wasp...which was then given the coup de grace with a shot of shower gel and flushed down the drain.
I can't believe the amount of big girls on this forum.
Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one
Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one
leigh1050 said:
I can't believe the amount of big girls on this forum.
Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one
You da man dude, blimey, I bet you can eat a Pineapple without taking the exterior skin off.Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one
Porcupine kidney a delicacy? I bet you can just munch through the spines and tuck in.
1050 - I think we all know that the sting is a PITA but in the grand scheme of things we are man enough to take one for the team - the b
hing and bleating is all part of the fun.Yes, some people are seriously at risk and for those a wasp sting can be a bad day at the office.
Thanks for posting your masculine and wasp accepting views, I can only assume that you hail from Sparta and will accept any challenge!!
Anyway, all wasps are chunts and that is a fact.
leigh1050 said:
I can't believe the amount of big girls on this forum.
Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one
How does it feel to be such a masculine powerhouse? We can only but dream to become half the man that you are. Unless you suffer from an allergic reaction to a wasp sting it's only going to hurt for a short while.
And yes I have been stung by wasps, six times in one sitting when I was a youth. But I don't get in a state and run round screaming my head off every time I see one
I hope you get stung.
In the ballsack.
Repeatedly
dudleybloke said:
Could be worse.....
That's a Pepsis wasp, one that takes down Tarantulas for sport. No thanks. Not at all. Reputedly one of the most painful stings known to man. Chebble said:
That's a Pepsis wasp, one that takes down Tarantulas for sport. No thanks. Not at all. Reputedly one of the most painful stings known to man.
If anyone doubts how nasty wasps are, I found the following description when I Googled "Pepsis Wasp"...article said:
It is the only insect that preys on tarantulas, and does so by stinging it into paralysis, which is caused by sheer pain, then dragging it back to the wasp's burrow, laying an egg in its chest, then leaving. The egg hatches, pupates, and eats the tarantula alive from the inside out.
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